What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.
Posted on 06/20/2006 10:19:12 AM PDT by SmithL
DIXON -- A motorist stopped for speeding and drunken driving on Interstate 80 early today in Dixon bolted from a California Highway Patrol officer, jumped the median and was struck and killed by a sport-utility vehicle, authorities said.
Shaun Jones, 26, of Sacramento died shortly after 1 a.m. when he was hit by a woman driving a Ford Expedition on westbound I-80 near Dixon Avenue in Solano County, the CHP said.
The incident began when two CHP officers in a patrol car clocked Jones traveling 96 mph in a Cadillac Deville on eastbound I-80 east of Dixon Avenue, authorities said. The officers handcuffed Jones and arrested him on suspicion of driving under the influence.
As the officers searched him, the suspect fled on foot -- still handcuffed -- running on the right shoulder of the freeway, said CHP Officer Marvin Williford.
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That had to be at least a little bit funny to watch.
It's not his fault, it's that darned SUV!
An SUV kills again. Oh the humanity!
Johnny Cochran's defense of the SUV:
"If the fender does not fit, you must acquit!"
Shaun "Flapjack" Jones, 26, of Sacramento died shortly after 1 a.m. when he was hit by a woman driving a Ford Expedition. Ended up roadkill on the highway of life.
Worse: talking on a cellphone and putting on her makeup in the rearview mirror.
Same ol', same ol'..........would they have even mentioned the car brand and name if it had been a roller-skate hybrid?
Big time!
I nominate Shaun for a Darwin Award.
Ooooooh. You don't want to get hit by a Ford Expedition.
How nice of the perp to take care of the problem of what to do with him.
What. No "Hold muh beer" alert?
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