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Beijing Shopgirl Could Be Descendant Of Confucius
The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 6-20-2006 | Richard Spencer

Posted on 06/19/2006 5:51:27 PM PDT by blam

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1 posted on 06/19/2006 5:51:28 PM PDT by blam
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Oh- I can't resist!
All Kongs are descendants ?? Even KING Kong??


2 posted on 06/19/2006 5:54:31 PM PDT by ClearBlueSky (Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
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To: blam

Sound Confusing!

;)


3 posted on 06/19/2006 5:54:47 PM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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Shopgirl who fart in church must sit in own pew.


4 posted on 06/19/2006 5:56:08 PM PDT by Solamente (Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out...)
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Bummer.

if the democrats (and their socialist Chinese brethern) had their way, she would have been aborted.

Drat. A baby girl lived.


Mabe, in a few years, in freedom.


5 posted on 06/19/2006 5:57:35 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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since all of the world's three million Kongs are popularly supposed to be descended from the great man

Yeah! Wonder how they're going to manage testing this one!
6 posted on 06/19/2006 5:57:43 PM PDT by adorno
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I would be charitable and give her the benefit of the doubt.


7 posted on 06/19/2006 6:00:12 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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I thought Genghis Khan supposedly had the most descendants of anyone on the planet.


8 posted on 06/19/2006 6:03:29 PM PDT by Alouette (Psalms of the Day: 108-112)
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I thought Genghis Khan supposedly had the most descendants of anyone on the planet.

What about Genghis Khan's dad? What about his grandfather?

9 posted on 06/19/2006 6:05:28 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (California bashers will be called out)
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Official estimates put the number at 2.5 million on the Chinese mainland, 100,000 in Korea and others in Singapore, Malaysia and America.

Well then, if it really is true that all those Kongs are related, would any Kong be allowed to have sexual relations with another Kong? Wouldn't that be incestuous? (Excepting King Kong, that is).
10 posted on 06/19/2006 6:07:28 PM PDT by adorno
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I'm convinced that my husband is descended from Khan. His ancestors are from central Europe and he has hair so straight that the barber says that only Asians have hair this straight and he has that lack of fold delio. But other than that, he looks like a Kansas farmer... oh, and small nose but other parts are nice and big. hehe.


11 posted on 06/19/2006 6:07:33 PM PDT by Mercat (Looks like all the Dummies got for Fitzmas was a beat-up scooter)
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Connie Kong could be a descendant...
If she could prove that, she could have her show back on MSNBC.


12 posted on 06/19/2006 6:07:42 PM PDT by citizencon
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To: Solamente
Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly fingers.
13 posted on 06/19/2006 6:07:48 PM PDT by NurdlyPeon (Wearing My 'Jammies Proudly)
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To: blam

Descendant of Confucius says: "That will be $2.95 plus tax."


14 posted on 06/19/2006 6:10:12 PM PDT by poindexter
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Alas, that's not the Miss Kong in the story.

Still cute, though. And appears to be a lot lower maintenance than Ms. Silicone Industries China.

15 posted on 06/19/2006 6:10:20 PM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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I agree, Kong should have never had breast reduction surgery or abused the over eating of fortune cookies.

16 posted on 06/19/2006 6:13:15 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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Is there a website where I could order some of her organs transplanted to my body?


17 posted on 06/19/2006 6:14:57 PM PDT by Calusa (Looks like all we got for Fitzmas was a beat-up scooter)
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I would like to climb those twin towers.


18 posted on 06/19/2006 6:16:38 PM PDT by Recovering Hermit (Apparently, most who protest for peace do so at the expense of hygiene.)
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Yep, that one would make some real pretty children as well.


19 posted on 06/19/2006 6:19:14 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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Yep, that one would make some real pretty children as well.

Not to mention well fed.

20 posted on 06/19/2006 6:21:22 PM PDT by Recovering Hermit (Apparently, most who protest for peace do so at the expense of hygiene.)
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