STARS SEE DOLPHINS' DARK SIDE (Alba, Saradon speak out against horny dolphins)

New York Post ^ | June 12, 2006 | Dick Johnson

[martin_fierro]

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[dfwgator]

Alba learned just how sex-crazed the lovable mammals are when she filmed the 1990s "Flipper" remake.

Could you blame the dolphins? Now with Sarandon, I don't get it.

[martin_fierro]

IT'S hard to believe those gentle, playful dolphins we all love are actually ultra-horny, dangerously jealous creatures

Especially after their last season.

[presidio9]

See also:

WATER SPORT (Horny Dolphin Molests Demi Moore - Kutcher Watches In Horror)

This problem may be more serious than we thought.

[martin_fierro]

Alba has an unfortunate history with horny wildlife.

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"First, they had the dolphin just swim past my feet in the wading area, and then I went into the deeper area, and I stroked the dolphin they called Joe each time it went by," Sarandon told Webster Hall curator Baird Jones. "After he trusted me more, I took hold of Joe's fin and we glided around the tank together. Then Joe stopped swimming horizontally and pushed up against me. I thought the whole experience was just groovy…

She’s always been a bit easy.

Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me

I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch
I need assistance
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night

Then if anything grows
While you pose
I'll oil you up
And rub you down

Of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand
And I need action
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night

- Sung by Susan Sarandon, in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

[presidio9]

You can't blame animals for doing what comes naturally.

[aft_lizard]

Well it seems even the wildlife is into Jessica Alba, and who can blame them shes hot.

[12th_Monkey]

Alba I can see, but Sarandon?? She must have looked good via echolocation..

[Roccus]

......and thanks for all the fish!

[RandallFlagg]

"I'd hit it!"

[RandallFlagg]

YAAAGHHH!!

[dfwgator]

The dolphin is thinking, "I'd hit it!"

[NRA1995]

"Dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being and they have long, long,"

Long Dong Silver?

[presidio9]

Trouser trouts?

[meowmeow]

I went to Sea World in Florida this year. As we were all standing around looking into the dolphin tank, I noticed that all those frolicking dolphins were actually frolicking with a big F. I glanced around me but no one else seemed to notice. Parents were smiling and holding their children up to see. No wonder dolphins seem so happy.

[pahpaw]

I got up close and personal enough at Sea World in Florida about 20 years ago.

You can feed the seals or the dolphins but then had to pay $.75 per fish. Since the seals had a sign up stating "Caution, Seals may bite you," I decided to feed a couple dolphins.

I got the fish and saw a dolphin on the other side that I was trying to temp with my fish. Before I knew it, up right in my face another dolphin came up and grabbed the fish. That dolphin wasn't two feet from me face to face. It freaked me out. Seriously! It was the weirdest looking creature I have ever looked at (up close). In a distance, they are beautiful, but get one face-to-face up close and it looks like something from Close Encounters!

[mrs. a]

Wasn't there a "King of the Hill" episode where a dolphin was "attracted" to Hank?

[Leatherneck_MT]

This entire story is disturbing lol.