Dolphin married to British Jew dies

Yedioth Ahronoth ^ | June 18, 2006 | Saya Egozy

[monkeyshine]

Ironically he wasn't "buried at sea" at all, but put on a boat and sailed out to sea - so "left to rot on a boat on the sea" might be more apropos, but yet quite unnatural for a dolphin.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

LMAO!!!

[Thinkin' Gal]

Don't even want to know how they "consumated" the marriage.

You shouldn't judge. Perhaps he died doing what he loved.

Cindy the dolphin, the head of a pack of dolphins at the Eilat Reef, and father of all the dolphins born in the area...

[Calvin Locke]

Freud?

Me thinks Daryl Hannah might be a better choice. Two peas in a pod. Haha. I made a joke. Dolphin pod. Get it?

Yeah, yeah, I won't give up my day job.

[dynachrome]

"The dolphin's body was discovered Sunday morning by reef workers floating in its favorite place "

Anyone check the whereabouts of "Charlie the Tuna"?

[martin_fierro]

Ping.

[Zionist Conspirator]

'Cindy swam slowly and he had problems eating,' reef employee says

Sounds like "Cindy" was sexually confused.

[MotleyGirl70]

She actually did this on porpoise!

[Charles Henrickson]

SHARON TENDLER

THE
PORPOISE
DRIVEN
Wife

[grey_whiskers]

IIRC a woman was killed about five years ago while trying to have sex with a male dolphin.

Sounds like a wet dream to me...

[MotleyGirl70]

Cindy the dolphin gained fame after 41-year-old Jewish millionaire from London married him in 2005;

Cindy gained fame after marrying Sharon Tendler, a 41-year-old Jewish millionaire from London in December 2005.

'Cindy swam slowly and he had problems eating,' reef employee says

"Cindy swam slowly and he had problems eating.

Who wrote this piece of crap.

Who wrote this piece of crap.

[mikrofon]

A Brief Musical Tribute
to

CINDY

Who's peekin' out from under the water
Calling out sounds that no one can hear
Wife bending down to give him a kiss now
Everyone knows it's Cindy

Who's tripping down the reef by the city
Smilin' at everybody he sees
Who's reachin' out with his "friendly finger"
Everyone knows it's Cindy

But Cindy has gone bye-bye
And Sharon is left to cry
Now Cindy's a big fish fry
Among the crowd (Among the crowd)
Among the crowd (Among the crowd)
.....

[NYer]

The Widow Tendler.

Where will she sit shiva ... at the entrance to the bay or at home?

[Wilhelm Tell]

I wonder who porpoised marriage.

You made that up on porpoise!

[CFC__VRWC]

Orangutan married to Dutch Muslim dies

The goats must have been jealous.

[lesser_satan]

"He's a Jew. He's a dolphin. He's a Jew-phin!"

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL

[Chickensoup]

Wasnt there a man a while back who snuck into an aquarium a while back and swam with dolphins or litttle whales and there was a question about how he was killed? I think there was a flavor to the articles that he was trying to have sex with one of the animals.

[Chickensoup]

was buried at sea.

I think that would be called "chum."

[Chickensoup]

was buried at sea.

I think that would be called "chum."