[TeleStraightShooter]

I was, you know, deemed human growth hormone deficient through blood work ... the doctor put me on human growth hormone

"hGH deficient" is the key term.
"hGH deficient" is just a fancy way of saying "over the hill" that kicks in around 30something. When one's body slows down hGH production the aging process kicks in.

IMHO - In the future, synthetic hGH will be fully embraced by the sporting and medical communities in controlled circumstances.

[Mr. Brightside]

I take a synthetic HGH. You spray it under the tongue and it is sold over the counter.

I'm a competitive bodybuilder and have never used steroids... until they started making OTC supplements illegal.

So now I, who have never taken steroids, would fail a drug test.

Go figure.