I take a synthetic HGH. You spray it under the tongue and it is sold over the counter.
I'm a competitive bodybuilder and have never used steroids... until they started making OTC supplements illegal.
So now I, who have never taken steroids, would fail a drug test.
Go figure.
For what it's worth, here's a recent Consumer Fraud Alert: Beware Bogus Claims by HGH Spray Marketers