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If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?
faqfarm.com ^ | June 06 | faqfam

Posted on 06/17/2006 10:00:48 AM PDT by churchillbuff

I hope I won't get suspended for this vanity, but I just saw this on a T-shirt and wanted to share it.


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1 posted on 06/17/2006 10:00:52 AM PDT by churchillbuff
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To: churchillbuff
IB4TZ!

Just kidding!

2 posted on 06/17/2006 10:04:44 AM PDT by butternut_squash_bisque (The recipe's at my FR HomePage. Try it!)
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To: churchillbuff

Maybe we're super stoked about him and just don't know it yet.


3 posted on 06/17/2006 10:04:54 AM PDT by cripplecreek (I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
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To: churchillbuff

Got whiskers.

The answer, in case anyone is interested is, "Fine".


4 posted on 06/17/2006 10:06:53 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (NYT Headline: 'Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS: Fake But Accurate, Experts Say.')
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To: churchillbuff
If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?

Yes, if he resides in a Nanny State, because ubiquitous surveillance ensures that he will be heard by an emasculated functionary rentacop who, being morbidly afraid of true masculinity, will presume the worst possible motives behind his every word.

5 posted on 06/17/2006 10:07:33 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (if you're human, act like it.)
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To: the invisib1e hand
will presume the worst possible motives behind his every word

...in order have a pretext for using the mechanism of the state to exert power over him thereby momentarily assuaging his insecurity, which may have stemmed from having an overbearing mother and/or likewise emasculated or distant father.

6 posted on 06/17/2006 10:12:14 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (if you're human, act like it.)
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To: churchillbuff
If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?

Only if he forgot to bring a case or two of beer.

7 posted on 06/17/2006 10:21:21 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: churchillbuff
Yes

;>)

8 posted on 06/17/2006 10:49:12 AM PDT by apackof2 (That Girl is a Cowboy)
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To: churchillbuff

Only if he is for securing the borders and the woman is a bushbot.


9 posted on 06/17/2006 10:49:41 AM PDT by atomic_dog
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To: churchillbuff
Is this government land (state park or national park) or private propriety?
10 posted on 06/17/2006 10:53:51 AM PDT by ThomasThomas
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To: churchillbuff

A moose once bit my sister...

...but, since it was in the middle of a forest, did it really happen?


11 posted on 06/17/2006 1:02:47 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: apackof2
We really do try.

:)

12 posted on 06/17/2006 2:24:25 PM PDT by carlr
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To: churchillbuff
*LOL*

The only posts of mine in 7 years on FR that have been deleted by the Mod were on threads having to do with 'male-female' relations and/or divorce

Your post may seem funny to some, but believe me, if you spent more than a decade married to a psychotic violent femme who systematically tried to destroy you psychologically (and eventually to kill you), you would find it losing its humorous value......

13 posted on 06/18/2006 1:24:22 AM PDT by Al Simmons (Hillary Clinton is Stalin in a Dress)
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To: churchillbuff
If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Yes, because the woman will say that he was in the forest having an affair.

14 posted on 06/18/2006 1:28:31 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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