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Our list of worst film sequels ever
Calgary Sun ^ | 6/16/06 | Kevin Williamson

Posted on 06/16/2006 1:09:59 PM PDT by Millee

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To: Millee
Three movie franchises that all followed the exact same arc - the first one is very good, the second one is even better, and the third one sucks ass:


21 posted on 06/16/2006 1:47:22 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Millee
Alien and Aliens were the only decent installments in the whole franchise IMHO. Everything after that sucked royally.
22 posted on 06/16/2006 1:49:20 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
I liked Neverending story II. It was actually part of the book it was based on. The first movie only did half the book.

I'm just making fun of the name. I don't think I ever saw either one of them.

SD

23 posted on 06/16/2006 1:51:03 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: martin_fierro

HellRaiser 2 was pretty good.


24 posted on 06/16/2006 1:51:41 PM PDT by FearlessFreep (Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
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To: dead

I cheered at this point in GF III. CHEERED.

25 posted on 06/16/2006 1:51:50 PM PDT by martin_fierro (She's DEAD, Dead!)
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To: Millee
7. STAR WARS EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE (1999): A generation of fans waited two decades to learn how Anakin Skywalker fell to the dark side and they got Jar Jar Binks.

I gave a pass to Ep I: Menace. My expectations were low for it -- it was the first George Lucas script in years, and after over two decades of Star Wars being an integral part of American pop culture, there could only be so many surprises.

OTOH, Ep II: Clones was a total loss to me. Of all the actors who would have given their eye teeth to play Anakin Skywalker, we got Hayden Christiansen, one of the worst actors in the world galaxy. I was so disappointed I was wondering if I should wait until video for Episode III: Sith if Christiansen was still cast as Anakin. After the announcement Lucas was so beholden to Christiansen he was changing the end of Ep VI: Jedi, I decided to lower my expectations again, just accept that Hayden was going to suck, and pray the rest of the flick made up the difference.

Here's what I wrote hours after seeing Ep III: Sith:


One last thing; I saw Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Sith Friday night. IMHO, it was very good. It might have been excellent if an actual actor had played Anakin Skywalker, and not the execrable Hayden Christiansen. It's to George Lucas' credit that the film worked despite putting a high school drama-quality performer in the starring role. I gotta think that McGregor, McDiarmid, and Jackson were thinking to themselves, "George, thanks for the gig, but JEEZ! I gotta share a scene with a guy who flunked out of William Shatner Acting School and Karaoke Bar?"
The only reason I would have done anything but totally ignore this past Oscar telecast would be to see Ian McDiarmid win Best Supporting Actor for his performance as Palpatine/Sidious. He wasn't even nominated, so I didn't watch. I am happy that he won a Tony Award last Sunday. I didn't even know that he was up for one.
26 posted on 06/16/2006 1:52:56 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (New popular baby names for daughters of liberals: Fallujah, Haditha, Murtha)
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To: dead

You know, I think you're right...


27 posted on 06/16/2006 1:53:14 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Millee

Bill Clinton Part II (1996 - 2000) Sucked (no pun intended but fitting).


28 posted on 06/16/2006 1:53:26 PM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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To: Millee

The Trial of Billy Jack.

Worst sequel ever.

Worst movie ever. Ever. No competition.


29 posted on 06/16/2006 1:54:40 PM PDT by Skooz (Chastity prays for me, piety sings...Modesty hides my thighs in her wings...)
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To: Millee

Caddyshack 2

'Nuff said.


30 posted on 06/16/2006 1:55:52 PM PDT by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: SoothingDave
I'm just making fun of the name [NeverEnding Story II]. I don't think I ever saw either one of them.

I stumbled upon NeverEnding Story one day while flipping through channels. Gawd. If you had seen it, you'd remember it.

31 posted on 06/16/2006 2:02:46 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (New popular baby names for daughters of liberals: Fallujah, Haditha, Murtha)
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To: Skooz

Check it out:


http://www.jabootu.com/tobj1.htm


32 posted on 06/16/2006 2:03:15 PM PDT by Cecily
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To: Skooz; Xenalyte; Hap
Worst movie ever. Ever. No competition.

You've clearly never seen Manos: Hands of Fate.

33 posted on 06/16/2006 2:04:16 PM PDT by Bacon Man (If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?)
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To: Skooz; Xenalyte; Hap
Worst movie ever. Ever. No competition.

You've clearly never seen Manos: Hands of Fate.

34 posted on 06/16/2006 2:04:23 PM PDT by Bacon Man (If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?)
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To: day10
Caddyshack 2 'Nuff said.

After Jackie Mason emerged from obscurity to star in 'Shack 2, that movie immediately sent him right back.

Actually, Mason's a rare comedian who gives it to the left with the same gusto as most do the right. Mason was post-9/11 Dennis Miller before 9/11.

35 posted on 06/16/2006 2:08:19 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (New popular baby names for daughters of liberals: Fallujah, Haditha, Murtha)
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To: martin_fierro

I remember one reviewer said of Coppola's daughter in GFIII, "She's even a lousy actress when she's just walking."


36 posted on 06/16/2006 2:11:21 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Bacon Man
Yes, it sucked major rhino.

John McCain was in it?

37 posted on 06/16/2006 2:11:21 PM PDT by Doomonyou (FR doesn't suffer fools lightly.)
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To: Skooz
Among other things, The Trial of Billy Jack had a flashback within a flashback.
38 posted on 06/16/2006 2:12:23 PM PDT by BeHoldAPaleHorse ( ~()):~)>)
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To: Millee; dead

I was just thinking about this earlier.

Conan the Barbarian -- great movie. Beauty, fun, action.

Conan the Destroyer -- ay, yi yi. What a horrid mess. Nothing.

Also, I agree about Alien 3. We don't count it.

It'd be fun to do a list of series in which the sequel is better than the first movie. I'd nominate Road Warrior, as I've never been able to stick with Mad Max for more than a few minutes.

Also Evil Dead 2.

Dan


39 posted on 06/16/2006 2:17:40 PM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: Bacon Man
You've clearly never seen Manos: Hands of Fate.

There are some movies that are so bad they're entertaining to watch, and some are like torture. Manos is bad, but entertaining. So are movies like Plan 9 from Outer Space, Robot Monster, and Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. Then there are movies like The Trial of Billy Jack, which is like C-SPAN coverage of a Hippie Judiciary Committee meeting.

40 posted on 06/16/2006 2:18:21 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (New popular baby names for daughters of liberals: Fallujah, Haditha, Murtha)
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