[BenLurkin]

"The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors recently approved an ordinance requiring all dogs older than 4 months in unincorporated areas of the county to be implanted with identifying microchips and be spayed or neutered."

I woof Big Brother!

[garyhope]

At first I thought this was a new Intel or AMD CPU to go along with all the free computers, digital cameras, Viagra and penis enhancers (not that I would need those of course) and no down payment real estate to go along with the millions of dollars from Nigeria that are pouring into my mailbox everyday.

What am I going to do with all of that stuff and FREE money? Am I lucky or what?!!! The free beer is on me! Ya'll come on down!