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GREATEST MOVIE LINE EVER!!!
Posted on 06/16/2006 8:21:10 AM PDT by stockstrader
Greatest Movie Line Ever
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chatroom; iseenitb42; nothotnews; seenitb4; uhaveseenthisbe42
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To: Disambiguator
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
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posted on
06/16/2006 10:03:30 AM PDT
by
MarkeyD
(Make Love, Not Cartoons. I really, really loathe liberals.)
To: stockstrader
Leave the gun, take the canolis
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posted on
06/16/2006 10:04:54 AM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: stockstrader
Greatest Movie Line Ever:
Here's looking at you kid.
Casablanca
To: stockstrader
Francis: My name is Psycho, anybody calls me Francis, I'll kill 'em.
Sarge: Lighten up Francis.
Stripes
Also from Stripes; John Candy: I wanta be a lean mean fightin' machine
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posted on
06/16/2006 10:09:30 AM PDT
by
Pietro
To: stockstrader
Christmas Vacation:
Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: Shitter was full!
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posted on
06/16/2006 10:20:00 AM PDT
by
Mase
To: dfwgator
Colonel: "Major, what was your previous assignment?"
Major: "Came here from Supply, sir."
Colonel: "Were you good at it?"
Major: "Yes, sir!"
Colonel: "Then go back to it, cause you're a walking clusterf**k as an infantry officer!!"
My favorite line fron "Heartbreak Ridge", and Clint didn't say it.
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posted on
06/16/2006 10:24:24 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
To: Don'tMessWithTexas
"You do know how to whistle, don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
(To Have and Have Not)
That scene always makes me hot.
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posted on
06/16/2006 10:26:17 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
To: linda_22003
Since we already have several Raising Arizona quotes I'm going to have to branch out to The Big Lebowski. Of course the problem with it is that most of the funniest lines are not FR safe.
My father's weakness is vanity, hence the slut.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Those are two of my favorites that don't involve heavy editing.
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posted on
06/16/2006 10:31:02 AM PDT
by
Mr. Blonde
(You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
To: stockstrader
"You should not drink and bake."
Arnie - "Raw Deal"
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posted on
06/16/2006 10:37:47 AM PDT
by
Starter
To: Starter
Reminds me of the line from "Sideways", after Miles comes back to the restaurant table after a drunken, maudlin call to his ex-wife:
"Miles, did you drink and dial again?"
To: linda_22003
Drunk dialing is bad, but drunk texting is much worse. Instead of a story you get to see proof of you idiocy. :)
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posted on
06/16/2006 10:54:21 AM PDT
by
Mr. Blonde
(You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
To: stockstrader
GREATEST MOVIE LINE EVER!!!They mostly come out at night.
Mostly.
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posted on
06/16/2006 11:04:19 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
To: Redcloak
Agent Fleming: Bork, you're a federal agent! You represent the United States Government! Never end a sentence with a preposition.
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posted on
06/16/2006 11:05:16 AM PDT
by
AbeKrieger
(A country without secure borders will not long be a country.)
To: Starter
My personal favorite was from a trailer for
Jarhead:
"There is no such thing as free speech. You must pay for everything you say."
To: stockstrader
Band of Brothers:
1.
Lieutenant Speirs: We're all scared. You hid in that ditch because you think there's still hope. But Blithe, the only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function. Without mercy. Without compassion. Without remorse. All war depends on it.
2.
Lieutenant: The Germans are going to cut off the roads to Bastogne. You'll be surrounded sir.
Winters: We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.
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posted on
06/16/2006 11:15:25 AM PDT
by
kidd
(If God is your co-pilot, try switching seats)
To: Cyclone59
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posted on
06/16/2006 11:15:53 AM PDT
by
Finny
(God continue to Bless President G.W. Bush with wisdom, popularity, safety and success.)
To: stockstrader
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"
"Back in 1984, I could throw a football a quarter mile!"
"Yer mom goes to college"
"There's alotta things you don't know about grandma"
Napoleon Dynaymite
Sweeeeeet!
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posted on
06/16/2006 11:46:27 AM PDT
by
marine86297
(I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
To: kidd
"Killin,...what do you know bout killin?"
Tom Berenger to Charlie Sheen in "Platoon"
Full Metal Jacket is full of some greats too, but I don't even want to get started.
Semper Fidelis
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posted on
06/16/2006 11:48:44 AM PDT
by
marine86297
(I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
To: GoldCountryRedneck
"Nobody, but nobody, puts ketchup on hot dogs." Dirty Harry in Sudden Impact.
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posted on
06/16/2006 11:50:03 AM PDT
by
bruin66
(Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.)
To: linda_22003
Not a line in a movie, but I've learned it is also not wise to drink and text.
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posted on
06/16/2006 12:07:22 PM PDT
by
Lee'sGhost
(Crom!)
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