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1 posted on 06/16/2006 6:22:28 AM PDT by Samwise
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To: Samwise

Well if this doesn't convince her, nothing will.....


2 posted on 06/16/2006 6:24:23 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
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To: Samwise

Beware the naked man who offers you a ring. You don't know where that thing's been.


3 posted on 06/16/2006 6:24:51 AM PDT by RichInOC (...oops, did I say that out loud? Bad Rich. BAD Rich.)
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To: Samwise

Did I see this scene in "The Naked Gun" or was it from "Indecent Proposal"?


4 posted on 06/16/2006 6:25:08 AM PDT by thoughtomator (A thread without a comment on immigration is not complete)
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To: Samwise

We got to get the movie rights to the honeymoon.

"Run-a-way Boner"

maybe we can get the hamsterman grear or is it just rear to play the lead?


7 posted on 06/16/2006 6:30:56 AM PDT by kentj
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To: Samwise

Shotgun wedding.


9 posted on 06/16/2006 6:40:39 AM PDT by synbad600
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To: Samwise

OR


10 posted on 06/16/2006 7:15:12 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: Samwise

Around here the hunters would say, "I would have shot him but his antler would not have had a good Boone & Crocket score."


11 posted on 06/16/2006 7:25:59 AM PDT by pikachu (I do not see the glass as half full or half empty but as the Jack Daniels is gone and the ice melted)
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To: Samwise; mikrofon; martin_fierro
the naked suitor

The birthday suitor.

13 posted on 06/17/2006 8:34:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Naked City.)
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. . . carrying a concealed weapon.

I thought he was running naked.

Wait, this is about the gunman. Never mind.

14 posted on 06/17/2006 8:37:03 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Naked City.)
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To: Samwise
a man ordered the naked suitor out of his hiding place in the bushes. . . .

"Stay outta da bushes!"

15 posted on 06/17/2006 8:38:34 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Naked City.)
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To: Samwise
The naked man fell to the ground and suffered minor injuries.

Small guy, huh?

16 posted on 06/17/2006 8:39:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Naked City.)
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