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Man tries to pee on dog
Michigan city news dispatch ^
| 06/15/06
| Georgette Senter
Posted on 06/15/2006 11:03:19 AM PDT by hoosierboy
Michigan City police on Tuesday arrested Kristopher Ray Horton, 26, 1009 Manhattan St., for indecent exposure after he allegedly tried to urinate on a neighbor's dog.
Police received a call from Horton's neighbor, Joshua Brooks, at about 8:45 p.m. Brooks, a reserve officer on the LaPorte City Police Department, reported that Horton had just tried to urinate on his dog.
Brooks told police he heard a commotion in his yard and went to investigate and saw Horton with his pants down.
I yelled at him, What are you doing? Put you pants back on,' Brooks told police.
He said Horton yelled back at him, You're not my boss, and then turned a bit and continued to relieve himself.
Brooks described Horton to police, including the fact he was wearing a Chicago Bears shirt. When police went to Horton's house, they said they found a man fitting the description given by Brooks, including the Bears shirt.
When told what his neighbor had reported, police said Horton did not deny it, saying that he wasn't aiming for the dog.
I couldn't hold it any longer, Horton told police.
Police said they also smelled alcohol on Horton.
Officers contacted Deputy Prosecutor Tom Alveizos, who advised them there appeared to be enough probable cause to arrest Horton for indecent exposure.
Brooks told police that previously Horton tried to throw a speaker at the dog. The breed of dog was never mentioned in the reports.
Officers also noted in their report that Horton was just a few feet from his home, which has a working bathroom.
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: doggieping; hatewhenthathappens
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Not to be confused with the man bites dog story.
To: hoosierboy
Doggy was probably thinking: Mmm. Sausage for lunch.
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posted on
06/15/2006 11:05:37 AM PDT
by
saganite
(Billions and billions and billions-------and that's just the NASA budget!)
To: hoosierboy
ah yes, the "you're not the boss of me" defense.
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posted on
06/15/2006 11:06:09 AM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!)
To: Lazamataz; martin_fierro
Brooks described Horton to police, including the fact he was wearing a Chicago Bears shirt. Da Bears.
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posted on
06/15/2006 11:07:28 AM PDT
by
B Knotts
(Newt '08!)
To: Rakkasan1
To: GSWarrior
previously Horton tried to throw a speaker at the dog
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posted on
06/15/2006 11:09:00 AM PDT
by
GSWarrior
To: martin_fierro
To: hoosierboy; Tijeras_Slim; Liz; Grampa Dave
Now that's news.
To: Tijeras_Slim
To: hoosierboy
Well....shoot, I've done this before.
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posted on
06/15/2006 11:15:19 AM PDT
by
Fighting Irish
(Ever find yourself posting messages just to show off your taglines?)
To: hoosierboy
Police said they also smelled alcohol on Horton. There's a shocker!
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posted on
06/15/2006 11:16:17 AM PDT
by
blau993
To: hoosierboy
What's the world coming to when a man can't step outside and pee on the neighbor's dog anymore?
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posted on
06/15/2006 11:28:32 AM PDT
by
kenth
To: hoosierboy
My aunt lives 3 blocks from there.
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posted on
06/15/2006 12:03:21 PM PDT
by
TwoSue
To: kenth; martin_fierro
What's the world coming to when a man can't step outside and pee on the neighbor's dog anymore? We got Free Speech; time to amend the Constitution to legalize Free Pees.
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posted on
06/15/2006 12:10:00 PM PDT
by
Liz
(The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
To: hoosierboy
Sounds funny until you realize the guy is now facing a life as a 'registered sex offender'.
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posted on
06/15/2006 12:46:28 PM PDT
by
Grut
To: hoosierboy; HairOfTheDog; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; ...
Some moonbat must have told him to give pees a chance.
To: hoosierboy; Slings and Arrows
The man must have thought the dog was a fire hydrant...
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posted on
06/15/2006 2:35:49 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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posted on
06/15/2006 2:35:55 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: TwoSue; Flyer; technochick99; sinkspur; 88keys; DugwayDuke; sissyjane; Severa; RMDupree; ecurbh; ...
My aunt lives 3 blocks from there.Tell her to keep an eye on her dog :~)
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