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It's a Bird...It's a Plane...It's a Deadbeat Dad? (New film shows Superman's bastard son)
Federal Review ^
| Thursday, June 15, 2006
Posted on 06/15/2006 8:25:25 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: Behind Liberal Lines
...lead actor Brandon "BJ" Routh. Interesting nickname for a gay actor....
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posted on
06/15/2006 8:28:21 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
I am sick to death of ...finding...that I, and those who think like me, have been wasting our time for the past twenty, thirty, forty years, working on superhero comics. None of the lessons we have tried to teach have sunk in. Superman can desert the Earth. Lois can have a bastard kid. Doesn't matter. Just make it fast and loud and shiny. Well alright now. Get down with your bad self, John.
To: Behind Liberal Lines
"Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's Super-Duper-Man And He Looks Just Fabulous!"
I just love that cape, don't you?
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posted on
06/15/2006 8:29:50 AM PDT
by
RexBeach
("There is no substitute for victory." -Douglas MacArthur)
To: ShadowAce
I've never seen Routh referred to as BJ. It's always Brandon.
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posted on
06/15/2006 8:30:14 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Oh.. almost forgot-
Superman is an illegal alien. Secure our outer space borders now!
To: RexBeach
LOL. Queer eye for the caped guy.
To: Behind Liberal Lines
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posted on
06/15/2006 8:35:15 AM PDT
by
Fintan
(One day we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.)
To: Xenalyte; ShadowAce
To: ShadowAce
Well we already know the actor playing Lex Luthor is gay, Kevin Spacey.
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posted on
06/15/2006 8:36:47 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
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posted on
06/15/2006 8:37:16 AM PDT
by
Brian Mosely
(A government is a body of people -- usually notably ungoverned)
To: Fintan
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
That has to be the most disturbing thing I've seen. At least today, anyway.
To: Behind Liberal Lines; Xenalyte
the Man of Steel impregnated Whoa. Flood of unwanted mental imagery there.
To: Fintan
I see you're expanding into "Crazy Semi-Naked People."
To: Brian Mosely
Not possible. According to Larry Niven, things wouldn't work out quite that way.This film is reportedly a sequel to Richard Lester's "Superman II." In that film, you will recall, Clark lost his powers for a period of time and bedded Lois. I would assume the child stems from that incident.
To: new cruelty
At least Superman speaks English and stands for truth, justice, and the AMERICAN way.
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posted on
06/15/2006 8:40:22 AM PDT
by
Future Snake Eater
(The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Several fan sites have speculated that director Singer, a well-known gay rights activist, cast his new Superman, with an unknown closeted gay actor in order to have the actor "come out" during publicity for the film, to provide gay children with a role model.Not the Superman I remember.
All superheroes of the past are now gay? Oh that will play...
Another film fiasco that will sink like a stone...
They couldn't pay me enough to go see this pervert crap.
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posted on
06/15/2006 8:40:39 AM PDT
by
Publius6961
(Multiculturalism is the white flag of a dying country)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Oh, well then, that WOULD work. Or would it? In that depowered state, would the ...eh...super seed...still be able to pass on the Kyrptonian traits? Is human and Kyrptonian DNA compatable? Would the boy only be "half powered"?
So many questions...
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posted on
06/15/2006 8:45:03 AM PDT
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Brian Mosely
(A government is a body of people -- usually notably ungoverned)
To: martin_fierro
I see you're expanding into "Crazy Semi-Naked People."
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No, but you're giving me an idea... |
P.S. I think Jimmy Olsen knocked up Lois Lane. I always wondered about those two...
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posted on
06/15/2006 8:45:46 AM PDT
by
Fintan
(One day we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.)
To: Brian Mosely
Oh, well then, that WOULD work. Or would it? In that depowered state, would the ...eh...super seed...still be able to pass on the Kyrptonian traits? Is human and Kyrptonian DNA compatable? Would the boy only be "half powered"? I don't really care. It just bugs me that they can't leave what were, basically, childrens lit characters well enough alone.
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