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Couple demands $1 million for damage to love life
Associated Press ^ | June 14, 2006

Posted on 06/14/2006 12:49:39 PM PDT by kingattax

A couple is suing Home Depot and the manufacturers of a grout sealing product for $111 million _ including a $1 million claim that the product destroyed their sex life.

Jay Flynn of Lilburn, Ga., and his wife Laura, said that he became ill and was hospitalized for four days after using an allegedly defective batch of Tile Perfect Stand'N Seal Grout Sealer in July 2005.

According to the lawsuit, doctors told Flynn his lungs were permanently damaged by fumes from the product, which left him with only half his normal breathing capacity.

As a result, Flynn had to quit his job as a product manager and stop coaching his son's baseball team. In addition, his "once active" love life has suffered.

The couple is seeking $100 million in punitive damages, $10 million for injuries and $1 million for harm to their love life.

"We were still newlyweds when this happened," said Laura Flynn. "We had an extremely active love life. I mean every day. But now that is over."

The suit claims that dozens of defective cans stayed on the shelves until September 2005, even after a national recall in August.

A representative of Roanoke Companies Group, the Illinois-based manufacturer of the product, declined to comment on the pending case.

In a statement, Atlanta-based Home Depot said it has cooperated with the Consumer Product Safety Commission "to ensure all appropriate actions had been taken to protect consumers," and added that "Roanoke Companies has been investigating reports of injuries sustained to users of Stand 'N Seal."


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: grout; lawsuit; sex

1 posted on 06/14/2006 12:49:42 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax
USE IN WELL VENTILATED AREA.

Oh, geez. Now they'll have to make the small print on the directions even smaller by adding it's hazardous to your sex life.
2 posted on 06/14/2006 12:53:29 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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To: kingattax
$1 million for harm to their love life.

"We were still newlyweds when this happened," said Laura Flynn. "We had an extremely active love life. I mean every day. But now that is over."

If this works, I'm suing my ex-wives for at least $500K each!

3 posted on 06/14/2006 1:02:41 PM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: cowboyway
ex-wives

Wives?

Just how many ya got there cowboy?

4 posted on 06/14/2006 1:08:05 PM PDT by apackof2 (That Girl is a Cowboy)
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To: kingattax

What happened to 'We'll Do It For You'?


5 posted on 06/14/2006 1:13:17 PM PDT by wolfcreek
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To: kingattax
Jay Flynn of Lilburn, Ga., and his wife Laura, said that he became ill and was hospitalized for four days after using an allegedly defective batch of Tile Perfect Stand'N Seal Grout Sealer in July 2005.

The suit claims that dozens of defective cans stayed on the shelves until September 2005, even after a national recall in August.

So they bought/used the product before the recall. How is the store liable? Plus, I'm wondering if they kept the A/C running (if they have A/C) instead of opening some windows or running fans.

6 posted on 06/14/2006 1:14:02 PM PDT by Millee (Tancredo 08!)
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To: kingattax
A couple is suing Home Depot and the manufacturers of a grout sealing product for $111 million _ including a $1 million claim that the product destroyed their sex life.

Next time, don't confuse it with Vaseline. ;)

7 posted on 06/14/2006 1:14:10 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("When the government is invasive, the people are wanting." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: kingattax

Does he have a problem using his caulk?


8 posted on 06/14/2006 1:16:50 PM PDT by Sax
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To: kingattax
The couple is seeking $100 million in punitive damages, $10 million for injuries and $1 million for harm to their love life.

Married couples with children have love lives!

I keed, I keed

9 posted on 06/14/2006 1:26:48 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: apackof2
Just how many ya got there cowboy?

Two.........wait a minute.....you are talking about ex-wives aren't you?

10 posted on 06/14/2006 1:32:36 PM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: cowboyway
Two?

So what do ya think your doing wrong?

;>)

11 posted on 06/14/2006 1:38:21 PM PDT by apackof2 (That Girl is a Cowboy)
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To: apackof2
So what do ya think your doing wrong?

Getting married. :O

12 posted on 06/14/2006 2:36:18 PM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: cowboyway

It's a lot cheaper just to fnd some woman you hate and buying her a house.....saves a lot of effort and no lawyers or judges either! :0 )


13 posted on 06/14/2006 2:40:52 PM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: geezerwheezer
It's a lot cheaper just to fnd some woman you hate and buying her a house

Been dere, dun dat.

BTW, you left out the car.

14 posted on 06/14/2006 3:03:35 PM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: cowboyway
Getting married. :O

Yep

15 posted on 06/14/2006 3:19:03 PM PDT by bobbyd (Damn, I've been tagged.....)
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To: cowboyway
Getting married. :O

Well thank goodness you recognized it before #3!

LOL

16 posted on 06/14/2006 4:01:15 PM PDT by apackof2 (That Girl is a Cowboy)
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To: ValerieUSA; Berosus; Fred Nerks; Coleus
"Did you hear about the newlyweds who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and putty? All their windows fell out!"
[rimshot!]
17 posted on 06/14/2006 9:05:01 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be." -- Frank A. Clark)
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