So true, I work down in IS where its pretty calm, but upstairs there seems to be a party going on almost daily for one reason or another....It's pretty pathetic.
ALL (singing): Happy birthday to you.
WALTER: Thanks.
Everyone claps.
FEMALE WORKER: Elaine, cake?
ELAINE: Uh, no, thanks.
FEMALE WORKER: It's Walter's special day.
ELAINE: You know, there are 200 people who work in this office. Every day is somebody's special day.
Elaine takes a piece of cake and makes her way to the door, but is stopped as a male worker carrying a cake enters.
MALE WORKER: Elaine! Where're you going? It's Walter's last day. We have to celebrate.
ELAINE: It's his birthday and it's his last day?
MALE WORKER: This is other-Walter, from returns.
Other-Walter enters followed by more co-workers.
OTHER-WALTER: Hey, what's going on here?
ALL: Surprise!
OTHER-WALTER: Oh guys.
Elaine tries to leave, but other-Walter stops her.
OTHER-WALTER: Elaine, it's my last day. Have a piece.
ELAINE: All right, pile it on.
I can totally relate to this:
JERRY: What is so bad about having a little piece of cake?
ELAINE: It is the forced socializing. I mean, just because we work in the same office, why do we have to act like we're friends?
JERRY: Why aren't you there now?
ELAINE: I had to take a sick day. I'm so sick of these people.
Lol! It's so true.