I can totally relate to this:
JERRY: What is so bad about having a little piece of cake?
ELAINE: It is the forced socializing. I mean, just because we work in the same office, why do we have to act like we're friends?
JERRY: Why aren't you there now?
ELAINE: I had to take a sick day. I'm so sick of these people.
Lol! It's so true.
All I know is I was supposed to sign a birthday card for the White Sox owner last year after the rest of the team signed it. Dang if I didn't misplace it. Wink, wink.