Yeehaw
To: Snickering Hound
You know you're a redneck if....
((and if anyone of you gets offended, be forewarned, that I stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip! And that yard has two pick-'em-up trucks, and goats. So shush up.))
2 posted on
06/12/2006 3:12:01 PM PDT by
TrogdortheBurninator
(Masters, remember that I am an ass: though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass!)
To: Snickering Hound
But the bull got angry and began ramming the officer's squad car until it was finally captured. Insurance adjuster: you said what?
3 posted on
06/12/2006 3:13:39 PM PDT by
1rudeboy
To: Snickering Hound
That's a no bull story...
Bully for you...
This story grabs the bull by the horns...
It's a cow-motion on the highway...
Did we get a description of the cattle on the all points bull-etin?
They ran off in a hoof.
4 posted on
06/12/2006 3:15:39 PM PDT by
Redcitizen
(When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk. -Tuco)
To: Snickering Hound
It was right smack dab, close, to the middle of the city...so...not really out in the country, so, hard to apply red neck jokes to this...especially with the amount of traffic that backed up. It was horrid.
5 posted on
06/12/2006 3:23:48 PM PDT by
in hoc signo vinces
("Houston, TX...a waiting quagmire for jihadis. American gals are worth fighting for!")
To: Snickering Hound
The other bull that escaped was hit by a pickup truck and had to be euthanizedWonder if the pickup survived it?
6 posted on
06/12/2006 3:30:30 PM PDT by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
To: Snickering Hound
We have a steer roaming around our street and we don't even think about it anymore.
7 posted on
06/12/2006 3:30:37 PM PDT by
TexanToTheCore
(This space for hire...)
To: Snickering Hound
Did the driver at least get to keep the beef after getting his pickup totalled?
9 posted on
06/12/2006 3:33:14 PM PDT by
rod1
To: Snickering Hound
Have you seen the news blooper about the two steers loose along the highway. The news guy said they were called Black and Gus. When he wondered out loud which was which his partner said don't you think they meant they are black angus?
To: Snickering Hound
before a police officer was able to stop his car on the rope it was dragging. . .
now that's some roping
15 posted on
06/12/2006 8:41:43 PM PDT by
maxsand
To: Snickering Hound
"The other bull that escaped was hit by a pickup truck and had to be euthanized, KHOU reported."
I wonder if the meat is up for auction on ebay. MMMM-MMMMMM
To: Snickering Hound
20 posted on
06/13/2006 12:14:01 PM PDT by
deport
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