Oh stop. Truth be told, I'm a pretty extreme skeptic by nature.
Sounds like Vernon is a real winner. Did you hear about it or see it happen? If I saw something like that take place, I would have stepped in myself to help, or locate someone who could help her. Vernon needs a real swift kick in the pants.
But you fell for that one because I did so well on it.
It was during the second shift and I wasn't there at all and I knew nothing about it when it happened. I actually heard the story from someone else.
And, apparently, it turns out he does stuff like that ALL THE TIME.
I've heard that our head store manager can't stand him.