1 posted on
06/10/2006 5:17:21 PM PDT by
llevrok
To: llevrok
Beer.. I need beer!!
Raymond
To: llevrok
Last night Dad chugged a keg this big.3 posted on
06/10/2006 5:24:33 PM PDT by
Doctor Raoul
(Liberals saying "We Support The Troops" is like OJ looking for the real killers.)
To: llevrok
I told you I wanted to be treated like a black man, and here's the reason...
To: llevrok
"And my dad had 'em set up this really cool martini bar in the rec room of the rehab center"
5 posted on
06/10/2006 5:25:42 PM PDT by
digger48
To: llevrok
My dad was this far away from Mary Jo; he couldn't swim that far; he mighta drowned!
6 posted on
06/10/2006 5:25:45 PM PDT by
Buffalo49
(September 11--Never Forget)
To: llevrok
"Dad told me to leave at least this much space between the car and bridge abbutments."
To: llevrok
"And in Mexico, you can get cases of beer that are this big..."
9 posted on
06/10/2006 5:27:41 PM PDT by
MAexile
(Bats left, votes right)
To: llevrok
"My name is Patches, that's what I say
Gettin' inta jams be the fam'ly way
Whenever it happens, well, we jus cry
And that settles that, cuz my uncles both died
Word!"
To: llevrok
" Who me? I'm Patrick Kennedy in disguise."
" Look, I had $90 large ones in my freezer because, as a compassionate Kennedy, I was helping out a distinguished foreign dignitary."
"What happened was I got an email from Nigerian General Kachinga Cheatchusuckah who had a problem."
"Now, once Gen Cheatchusuckah transfers Idi Amin's secret Ugandan gold
reserves from the Swiss bank vault to a refrigerated truck I leased."
Then my Dad and I can swill down a few Jack Daniels and wait til the next election."
12 posted on
06/10/2006 5:32:58 PM PDT by
Liz
(The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
To: llevrok
13 posted on
06/10/2006 5:37:51 PM PDT by
mcar
To: llevrok
It was just a teensy-weensy lie that I told... Only about this big...
15 posted on
06/10/2006 5:54:02 PM PDT by
Zeppo
To: llevrok
COLD BEER HERE! Hot dogs. Popcorn. Peanuts. COLD BEER HERE!17 posted on
06/10/2006 6:17:36 PM PDT by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: llevrok; Tennessee_Bob
"the lobster that ate john john was about this big"
To: llevrok
The margarita I had the night I had my car wreck? It was THIS big!
20 posted on
06/10/2006 9:33:35 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: llevrok
"Seriously, I can blow a line this big"
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