Isn't there a rodeo or a padded-suit lumber swat or a magic the Gathering tournament on ESPN 14 or something? There's nothing else on that's worth watching...
We get it. You hate soccer. Now that you've established that, shoo.
Dunno. Didn't your wife share her weekend schedule with you?
As a non-fan who has trouble understanding some of the wierd terminology, the ABC feed is very hard to watch. At 61 minutes into the game, the audio (on DirecTV) has been lagging video by 6-10 seconds. Wouldn't be as bad in American football, as the plays have some time between them, but in a continual play game, like hockey or soccer, it is really ugly.