"I'm going to teach you how to defend yourself against a sausage."
Posted on 06/09/2006 2:16:10 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman with a Bockwurst sausage. Prosecutors and police said the 50-year-old was arrested after the discovery of a woman's body in an apartment in Zwickau, eastern Germany. They said she had choked on a Bockwurst, which is a popular large German sausage. The prosecutors said the man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman. They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death.
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You mean this story doesn't pass the mustard?
Figures the story would be filed from Frankfurt
Bockwurst has been part of our traditional family New Year breakfast for as long as I can remember. We eat it along with a Japanese rice cake called mochi which has a long history of causing people to choke to death. We're doomed! LOL
LOL!!!
But no mention of her Buns?
"..They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death."
Rule number 1. If you're administering a bockwurst to a woman, Never do with a run up.
"...murdering a woman with a Bockwurst sausage."
He's really got himself into a "pickle" over this!
Does your family New Year breakfast incorporate something from Italy so that you can cover all of the Axis Powers?
I better read faster so I can ketchup.
--This is ridiculous.
----You mean this story doesn't pass the mustard?
No it's untrue, baloney
"I'm going to teach you how to defend yourself against a sausage."
"Hot Dog! That Made Him Mad,"
Where were you joksters during today's Official Friday Silliness Thread?
(Yeh...it is strange, funny) ;^)~
The sausage grabbers will only get my bockwurst when they pry it out of my cold dead hand.
I did that once, and she never called me again.
And did you hear the one about the butcher who went into a petshop? He fell in love with one of the seabirds. Alas, he had no money to spend, but the shop owner agreed to give him the bird in exchange for some of that delicious German sausage.
...I guess you could say he took a tern for the wurst!
*BA-DUMP-DUMP* Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet! ;)
Bockwurst is the best wurst there is.
Snausages? Did someone say, "snausages"?
Link?
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