[grey_whiskers]

I invite everyone else to contribute their favorites too. Let's get a montage that Fox News or Ann Coulter can shove up the left's rear.

Cheers!

[weegee]

Media Schadenfreude and Media Shenanigans

"And I would've gotten away with it too it if it wasn't for those damned pesky pajama people and their internet!"

The despots no longer control information. They cannot revise the past and omit their previous remarks anymore...

[beyond the sea]

Great post!

[beyond the sea]

ping

[beyond the sea]

ping .................. to lefty bull-oney on Zarqawi.

[beyond the sea]

I invite everyone else to contribute their favorites too.

This little lame satire seems a little left, you would think.

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http://www.thedailyfarce.com/world.cfm?story=2005%5C05%5Cworld_alzarqawisleftpinkiefingerinjured_05200500026

Iraqi Officials: al-Zarqawi Bruised In Left Pinkie Finger

In a fantastic turn of events, coalition forces in a fierce battle have wounded Al-Zarqawi's left pinkie finger. Unfortunately, Al-Zarqawi left the scene and was not captured.

"Yes, it's true. We finally shot his left pinkie." Stated Donald Rumsfeld in a press conference, "This is a huge success for us and we are now one step closer to getting not only Al-Zarqawi, but also Osama bin-Laden."

"This is just another nail in their coffin." Stated President Bush in a national televised speech, "We are getting closer to finally capturing bin-Laden and Zarqawi. Without his left pinkie finger, he will be an easier target to hunt down. We are winning the war on terrorism."

Al-Zarqawi is now the man most wanted by the U.S. in Iraq, with a $25 million dollar bounty on his head.

"All these bombings and killing of innocent civilians mean only one thing." Stated President Bush, "That the terrorist and specifically Zarqawi is loosing ground. They are getting desperate. Sure, there were 4 or 5 bombings last week alone, but that just means they are desperate because we are winning. Doesn't it mean that?"

In other news, a customer at Wendy's is claiming to have found al-Zarqawi's left pinkie in the chili she purchased.

[clyde asbury]

I expect we'll here much more about this.

[Grampa Dave]

Thank you.

I have asked Backhoe and Cindy to index these left wing MSM mediot quotes about Z Pig and left wing congressionalits. Then, we can use their own words like aluminum baseball bats on them.

[Fruitbat]

Apologies are now being accepted at loading dock 4.

Bills of lading are being stamped with a size 12 Timberland.