It's not pinin', it's passed on! This chihuahua is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late chihuahua! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-CHIHUAHUA!
9 posted on 06/09/2006 1:24:44 AM PDT by Watery Tart
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