[CougarGA7]

The manual suggests that users immerse the condom in warm milk prior to its use to avoid diseases.

Ok. Two things here.

It came with a manual??

And does dipping it in milk pasturize the p.......oh, nevermind.

[Froufrou]

You heard about the woman who was told by her dermatologist to have milk baths to keep her skin looking young...?

Well, she drove out to a dairy farm and told the man there that she wanted to buy milk for her baths.

He asked her, "pasteurized?"

To which she replied, "no, just up to the shoulders will do."