[50sDad]

"Satanists from around the globe are converging on that city-of-the-damned known in common parlance as Los Angeles," the group said on its website.

How do they tell the difference?

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.

[nosofar]

666 = number of the beast


665 = older brother of the beast
660 = Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 = Beast Common Denominator
(-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast
1010011010 = Binary of the Beast
6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 = Area code of the Beast
00666 = Zip code of the Beast
666mph = The speed limit of the Beast
$665.95 = Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 = Way of the Beast
666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k = Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % = 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
$666/hr = Beast's lawyer's billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 = CPU of the Beast
665.9997856 = The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
666i = BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address
668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast

[demsux]

Anton Szandar La Vey in 1966 who was dubbed "the black pope" by the press.

Bill Clinton will be pissed that he didn't think of being the first black pope.

[Hildy]

Us "PURISTS" refer to the day as, 6/6/2006, a little bit of a different, wouldn't ya say?

[Kimmers]

Talk about a marriage made in hell, Satanists and Hollywood.

[D1X1E]

La Vey........... maintained up until his death in 1997 that church members were just....."pranksters", and called Satanism a "cosmic joy buzzer

My first thought was to wonder what he thinks now :(

[Comstock1]

Oh, I thought it was the SAG Awards...

[2banana]

But Satanists do not actively recruit, instead they rely on selective breeding, otherwise known as eugenics, to grow the flock. "Satanists are born, not made, and we are interested in preserving and improving our genetic integrity," La Vey wrote in The Cloven Hoof, a Satanic magazine, in 1988.

>> WTF does that mean?

[rogue yam]

The church's website said that Hollywood star Jayne Mansfield, who died in 1967, and crooner Sammy Davis Junior had at one time been among the ranks of its faithful.

Sammy!?! Oy vey!

[MissouriConservative]

bump for later laughing.

[Billthedrill]

Aw, man...that was yesterday. I wuz gonna bake a cake...

[No Fool]

wonder if this is made up to promote the movie that released 6-6-06

[I'm ALL Right!]

Where's the "JUST DAMN" ping? I think it would be appropriate. ;)