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Tennessee backup QB suspended after DUI arrest
ESPN.com ^ | 6 June 2006 | AP

Posted on 06/06/2006 2:46:47 PM PDT by MikefromOhio

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Tennessee quarterback Jim Bob Cooter was suspended indefinitely Monday after campus police arrested him on a drunken-driving charge.

Coach Philip Fulmer cited a violation of team rules. He said Cooter will miss the season opener Sept. 2 against California and undergo an alcohol evaluation before he can return.

"Jim Bob has let the team down and embarrassed himself and his family by his actions," Fulmer said. "He has benefited greatly by being part of the Tennessee family, and with that comes great responsibility for his actions."

(Excerpt) Read more at sports.espn.go.com ...


TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: collegefootball; cooter; greatsommeliers; jimbob; jimbobcooter; tennessee
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This is absolutely the most PERFECT name for a Tennessee QB that I've ever seen.
1 posted on 06/06/2006 2:46:50 PM PDT by MikefromOhio
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To: ABG(anybody but Gore); aft_lizard; Auntbee; daybreakcoming; Barney59; bourbon; cleveland gop; ...


College Football Ping.

Freepmail me to be added to this list.

2 posted on 06/06/2006 2:47:27 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq - WTFO)
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To: MikefromOhio

Free Cooter!


3 posted on 06/06/2006 2:48:29 PM PDT by PRND21
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To: PRND21

LOL!!


4 posted on 06/06/2006 2:48:59 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq - WTFO)
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To: MikefromOhio

LOL. Can you imagine how poorly this guy's career would've gone if he'd tried to be a somalier or something similar?


5 posted on 06/06/2006 2:49:52 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Don't fall for the soft bigotry of assuming all Hispanics are pro-amnesty. www.dontspeakforme.org)
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To: hispanarepublicana

I don't want too LOL


6 posted on 06/06/2006 2:51:06 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq - WTFO)
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To: hispanarepublicana

"I would recommend the Night Train 'Express' as the perfect compliment to your order of 'Tater Tots'" said Billy Bob, the restaurant's somalier.


7 posted on 06/06/2006 2:53:55 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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To: MikefromOhio

Doh! Like I have a place to be making fun--I grossly misspelled sommelier. The word somalier instead I think means of or having to do with Somalia.
But either way, Jim Bob Cooter just doesn't fit.


8 posted on 06/06/2006 2:55:12 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Don't fall for the soft bigotry of assuming all Hispanics are pro-amnesty. www.dontspeakforme.org)
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To: hispanarepublicana

I knew what ya meant :)


9 posted on 06/06/2006 2:56:10 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq - WTFO)
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To: Yo-Yo

And if he's worth his salt, he would know that Big Red is best paired with Frito Pie while Grape Nehi is perfect with barbecue flavored potato chips.


10 posted on 06/06/2006 2:57:15 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Don't fall for the soft bigotry of assuming all Hispanics are pro-amnesty. www.dontspeakforme.org)
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To: hispanarepublicana
Can you imagine how poorly this guy's career would've gone if he'd tried to be a somalier or something similar?

And now the NBC Evening News with Jim Bob Cooter.

And the latest news from the Vatican is of Jim Bob Cardinal Cooter

I like you to meet your neurosurgeon Dr. Jim Bob cooter.

Yes, your honor, Counsel for the Defense is Jim Bob Cooter, Esquire.

I, Jim Bob Cooter, do solemnly swear to defend the Constitution of the United States.

Allo Madames y Messrs, I am the maitre d', Jim Bob Cooter.

11 posted on 06/06/2006 2:58:37 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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To: MikefromOhio

Jim Bob Cooter= Tenn QB It was destiny


12 posted on 06/06/2006 3:02:23 PM PDT by D1X1E (*AMERICA* Love It Or Leave It (I volunteer to drive one of the buses))
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To: N. Theknow

How about business cards?

"Jim Bob Cooter Interior Designs"
"Jim Bob Cooter, Manicurist"
"ACLU State Director Jim Bob Cooter"


13 posted on 06/06/2006 3:02:23 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Don't fall for the soft bigotry of assuming all Hispanics are pro-amnesty. www.dontspeakforme.org)
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To: hispanarepublicana

Jim Bob Cooter, Ph.D
Child and Adolescent Psychologist


14 posted on 06/06/2006 3:04:47 PM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3rd Bn. 5th Marines, RVN 1969. - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
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To: D1X1E

LOL


15 posted on 06/06/2006 3:04:54 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq - WTFO)
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To: MikefromOhio

Oh you are right.......that's a keeper!


16 posted on 06/06/2006 3:05:19 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Remember Billy Joe Tolliver?


17 posted on 06/06/2006 3:05:43 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Don't fall for the soft bigotry of assuming all Hispanics are pro-amnesty. www.dontspeakforme.org)
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To: hispanarepublicana

We couldn't find BigRed in Pennsylvania. It was a tough 6 years I tell ya.


18 posted on 06/06/2006 3:06:32 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Warthogtjm

Gee, looking at my business card entries in post #13, maybe it would be a GOOD thing to have a kid named "Jim Bob Cooter". I can choose my own wine anyway.


19 posted on 06/06/2006 3:06:48 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Don't fall for the soft bigotry of assuming all Hispanics are pro-amnesty. www.dontspeakforme.org)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

The advent of DIET Big Red was the greatest thing since manna fell from Heaven.


20 posted on 06/06/2006 3:07:28 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Don't fall for the soft bigotry of assuming all Hispanics are pro-amnesty. www.dontspeakforme.org)
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