Attention Repugnant Republican Reptilian's of the fairer sex: Apparently Avon agrees with Julia as she is in current negotiations to be their spokesperson for the near future. Are you Red State Ladies (Lizards?) willing to take this Pretty Woman's beauty tips, as encouraged by her bosses at Avon? Perhaps this is her/their proactive way of making you less repugnant and maybe even passably presentable. Whew! Good Luck with that! No doubt they believe they have their work cut out for them. Maybe some of you would like to express your gratitude to Avon:
Avon Shareholder Relations Avon Products, Inc. 1345 Avenue of the Americas New York, NY 10105-0196 (212) 282-5623 individual.investor@avon.com
To: ItMatters2Me
Democrat comes between deluded and demonic.
I never use Avon products so it'll be kind of hard for me to boycott them.
2 posted on
06/06/2006 8:15:09 AM PDT by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
To: ItMatters2Me
Hey Julia - If I take some Avon Lipstick and put it on a certain body part - will you kiss it?
3 posted on
06/06/2006 8:15:37 AM PDT by
Enterprise
(Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
To: ItMatters2Me
To: ItMatters2Me
I don't know why actors and actresses - who make a living reading other people's work and pretending to be someone/something they aren't - think we have the slighest interest in their unscripted rants. You'd think they would have learned after their big "hate Bush" campaign in 2004. And Julie Roberts has big flat feet like a duck. So there. ;)
5 posted on
06/06/2006 8:16:18 AM PDT by
hsalaw
To: ItMatters2Me
Julia Roberts is ugly. Period.
7 posted on
06/06/2006 8:17:11 AM PDT by
atomicpossum
(Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
To: ItMatters2Me
She needs a lot of Avon lipstick to cover those lips of hers.
8 posted on
06/06/2006 8:17:11 AM PDT by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: ItMatters2Me
overrated, undertalented overego underbreasted. I emailled tham to inform thenm that I will do my business accordingly - as a repugnant reptilian republican.
9 posted on
06/06/2006 8:21:23 AM PDT by
camle
(Keep your mind open and somebody will fill if full of something for you.)
To: ItMatters2Me
Egads. I sell Avon and this is the first I've heard of this. Dammit why couldn't they have stuck with Salma Hayek? She's a LOT prettier, in my humble opinion.
14 posted on
06/06/2006 8:38:26 AM PDT by
Severa
(I can't take this stress anymore...quick, get me a marker to sniff....)
To: ItMatters2Me
Julia Roberts in drag
![](http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/stars/e/eric_roberts.jpg )
To: ItMatters2Me
Haven't spent a penny on Avon in years and I'll make doubly sure I don't if she's their spokesperson. I also boycott Revlon since they started using Susan Sarandon.
17 posted on
06/06/2006 8:56:21 AM PDT by
Ptaz
(Take Personal Responsibility--it's not fun, but it's the right thing to do.)
To: ItMatters2Me
I e-mailed them, this was their response:
Hello Poobear (my insert),
We received your email regarding Avon using Julia Roberts as a spokesperson. This is to inform you that the reports you are reading in some media are false.
Sincerely,
Avon Information Center
25 posted on
06/06/2006 2:00:27 PM PDT by
poobear
(The most critical job that Americans will not do (just illegals): Vote for Democrats!)
To: ItMatters2Me
You libs are idiots. Listen to how you rant, and never have a real true meaning behind what you say. Traitor. Move to some other country. Cuba maybe. California’s representatives love Fidel. You should all move there and let our country continue on as a free society, which you know nothing about..........dork.
26 posted on
09/01/2009 8:50:27 AM PDT by
mkimowz
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