1 posted on
06/05/2006 7:18:12 AM PDT by
presidio9
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To: presidio9
It seems that he actually invoked idiocy.
2 posted on
06/05/2006 7:20:03 AM PDT by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: presidio9
To: presidio9
G-d indeed DID save him. He saved him from doing further foolish acts.
4 posted on
06/05/2006 7:20:13 AM PDT by
szweig
To: presidio9
Reminds me of an officer with a K-9. You can argue with the cop. You can't argue with the dog.
5 posted on
06/05/2006 7:20:16 AM PDT by
Enterprise
(Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
To: presidio9
Sounds like God let Darwin handle the light work.
6 posted on
06/05/2006 7:20:16 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: presidio9
7 posted on
06/05/2006 7:20:22 AM PDT by
Thombo2
To: presidio9
"Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God."
8 posted on
06/05/2006 7:20:24 AM PDT by
Fairview
To: presidio9
A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid arteryI had lioness in the first round by knockout.
To: presidio9
'God will save me, if he exists'Apparently did NOT have the faith as small as a mustard seed. (And a little nuts to boot!)
10 posted on
06/05/2006 7:21:03 AM PDT by
Obadiah
(The beatings will continue until morale improves!)
To: presidio9
Apparently God has free will too.
/h
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Looks like God favored the lion.
13 posted on
06/05/2006 7:21:15 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
To: presidio9
"You shall not put the Lord your God to the test." Deuteronomy 6:16.
14 posted on
06/05/2006 7:21:30 AM PDT by
highlander_UW
(I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
To: presidio9
I guess that he learned not to put God to the test.
To: presidio9
He should have tried this in the prairie dog cage.
19 posted on
06/05/2006 7:22:26 AM PDT by
VoiceOfBruck
(Watkins, are you a pacifist? No sir, I'm not a pacifist, sir. I'm a coward.)
To: presidio9
Lion prayed for a treat, God sent her one.
20 posted on
06/05/2006 7:22:57 AM PDT by
Al Gator
(Refusing to "stoop to your enemy's level", gets you cut off at the knees.)
To: presidio9
I guess God missed the call. The lines must have been jammed?
To: presidio9
Sometimes maybe Darwin was right!
22 posted on
06/05/2006 7:23:35 AM PDT by
patriot_wes
(Law of Unintended Consequences; Infant Baptism = an unbelieving, unsaved church.)
To: presidio9
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,"*************
I guess he wasn't too sure about God, but he seems to know something about lions. From what I've heard, they don't like to eat shoes.
23 posted on
06/05/2006 7:23:42 AM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: presidio9
Christian version of the suicide bomber.
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