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Posted on 06/03/2006 9:26:41 PM PDT by STARWISE

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;) I've been crying with laughter reading this again .. hope you enjoy the laugh.
1 posted on 06/03/2006 9:26:43 PM PDT by STARWISE
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To: no more apples; onyx; ohioWfan; Howlin; mystery-ak; Wolfstar; GretchenM; snugs; Fudd Fan; NordP; ...

Ping!


2 posted on 06/03/2006 9:29:05 PM PDT by STARWISE (((They (Rats) think of this WOT as Bush's war, not America's war-RichardMiniter, respected OBL autho)
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To: STARWISE

I did enjoy it very much....thank you.

LOL


3 posted on 06/03/2006 10:07:56 PM PDT by Txsleuth
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To: Txsleuth

;)


4 posted on 06/03/2006 10:21:56 PM PDT by STARWISE (((They (Rats) think of this WOT as Bush's war, not America's war-RichardMiniter, respected OBL autho)
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To: STARWISE

This is too funny! Thanks for posting it!


5 posted on 06/03/2006 10:55:44 PM PDT by HauntedSoul (Don't call me "newbie", see my profile page.)
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You're welcome ... it just cracks me up. Some lurking Hollyweirdo should make it into a movie .. like War of the Roses.


6 posted on 06/03/2006 11:12:32 PM PDT by STARWISE (((They (Rats) think of this WOT as Bush's war, not America's war-RichardMiniter, respected OBL autho)
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Jeez, no wonder he divorced her, if that's what she's capable of doing after a lucrative divorce settlement, one can only imagine what it was like coming home to her after a hard day's work.


7 posted on 06/03/2006 11:19:22 PM PDT by paristwelve
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To: paristwelve
I guess you missed the part about "his girlfriend."


8 posted on 06/03/2006 11:21:33 PM PDT by STARWISE (((They (Rats) think of this WOT as Bush's war, not America's war-RichardMiniter, respected OBL autho)
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To: STARWISE

He wouldn't have needed a "girlfriend" if he'd had a happy home life.


9 posted on 06/03/2006 11:27:36 PM PDT by paristwelve
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To: STARWISE

kinda like the time the guys at college smeared limberger cheese on the back side of the handrail in the elevator at college

it reeked of cleaner for weeks


10 posted on 06/04/2006 2:55:12 AM PDT by Revelation 911 (nnnnnneeeeet)
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To: paristwelve

How do you kow the wife didn't start screwing her boss during the marriage? You seem to blame him with no detail. From the sounds of it, she's just that type of person.


11 posted on 06/04/2006 3:04:58 AM PDT by Toby06 (True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
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To: STARWISE
Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.

Oh, and one more thing, you can...............................

12 posted on 06/04/2006 3:16:31 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: STARWISE

VERY funny!

Im printing it out and taking it to work :o)


13 posted on 06/04/2006 5:03:59 AM PDT by motormouth (Most folks are about as happy as they make up thier minds to be.)
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To: paristwelve

Oh pull-eeze. It's a JOKE.


14 posted on 06/04/2006 7:24:21 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (My dog ate my tagline.)
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To: Cagey
Put them in a hubcap.

Not that I would know anything about that.

:Walks off whistling nonchalantly:

15 posted on 06/04/2006 7:28:45 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Every lady in this land hath 20 nails on each hand five and twenty on hand and feet)
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To: STARWISE; potlatch

love it


16 posted on 06/04/2006 12:56:49 PM PDT by bitt
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

down the air conditioning vents is a better idea...make it sardines...

whistle, whistle....


17 posted on 06/04/2006 12:57:48 PM PDT by bitt
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To: bitt
:studies finger nails:

If by some chance a bottle of nail polish remover should fall into the windshield washer fluid terrible things could result.

You have to be very careful not to let that happen.

18 posted on 06/04/2006 1:09:11 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Every lady in this land hath 20 nails on each hand five and twenty on hand and feet)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

now that's just wrong! hehheh...


19 posted on 06/04/2006 2:21:24 PM PDT by bitt
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To: bitt

Very cunning, huh?


20 posted on 06/04/2006 4:01:54 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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