[Salamander]

You cloverophobe, you.

[Jaysun]

You cloverophobe, you.

It's a disgrace to my peoples to have the clover shown on the hat of a mascot. Clovers should be reserved for the plastic hats and other paraphernalia that drunks wear on St. Patrick's Day. I'm looking for the NCAA's telephone number now. This is a damned outrage and I'm going to put an end to it.

The use of the word "cloverophobe" and any of its variants is also strictly prohibited as it has the potential to offend at least two or three people. You crossed the line. I'm afraid I'm going to need your name, rank, and serial number. And don't leave the county until further notice.