Ugggh.
I usually avoid little kids whenever possible, although a friend of mine has a 4 year old who I've had to watch a few times.
I can't stand little kids. Running, and screaming...they're so tiny, like little gnats or mosquitoes or something.
And the babies...the babies are always staring at you. Every time in church a baby stares at me, I always say out loud, "Hello, baby." Don't know any of their names.
Our church's young mothers are defiant. "I ain't raisin' no nursery kids!!!" (They refuse to put the kids in nurseries...or ever be separated from them).