Britney hires a 'manny'

Daily Mail ^ | 2nd June 2006 | RICHARD SIMPSON

[rawhide]

With questions being asked about her parenting skills, and reports circulating that her husband has walked out on her, Britney Spears could definitely use a man about the house right now.

So it is perhaps no surprise to find this newest staff member - a male nanny - on Miss Spears' payroll.

The 24-year-old pop star has hired the male nanny, or "manny" as American showbusiness observers are calling him, to carry out such tasks as lugging around her eight-month-old baby Sean Preston, unload the shopping and wheeling the pram.

He is also a trained bodyguard and more than capable of fending off Britney's ever-present following of photographers.

In fact, the new recruit, who is named Perry, looks to have been drafted in to do all the things her husband Kevin Federline did before he reportedly flew the coup recently.

[rawhide]

[Dog]

I give him a week and flies the coop also.

[Izzy Dunne]

he reportedly flew the coup

Did they really write this ?

They need to consult a dictionary...

[Constitution Day]

all the things her husband Kevin Federline did before he reportedly flew the coup recently.

Huh?

[wideawake]

I expect more from an English paper, even if it is The Daily Mail.

I'll make one additional comment - my wife used to prosecute child abuse cases and she says that it is unthinkable that a non-celebrity would be able to retain custody of a child with a skull fracture without even a hearing.

[dead]

I know I'm just judging by one picture, but he doesn't look a whole lot brighter than the parents.

"Tro the baby in da back, Miz Spearuhs! We can buckle it in after we speed away from dese papa ratzis."

[Vision]

He's getting paid

[wideawake]

Several of Federline's generals and government ministers seized power recently and so he left posthaste.

[Constitution Day]

Several of Federline's generals and government ministers seized power recently and so he left posthaste.

ROFL!

That's quite a mental image.
Now I'm picturing Federline in some overly grandiose military uniform, like the one Idi Amin used to sport.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

I see in my crystal ball...

...the father of baby #3.

[wideawake]

Now I'm picturing Federline in some overly grandiose military uniform, like the one Idi Amin used to sport.

I'm sure that when he takes his hiphop act on the road, at least one of his costume changes will fully satisfy your imaginings.

[b4its2late]

She's got herself a boy toy.....

[Constitution Day]

Be still my heart. I can barely wait!

LOL

[A CA Guy]

When I saw this picture on Drudge I thought this guy doubled as security as well.

Let's face it, Brit is worth tens of millions and how many kidnappers in public would love to get a hold of that baby to get monies from her?

Wise move, so someone else must have made that choice.

[Westlander]

She certainly is living up to
her skank ho personnae.

[Westlander]

'He is also a trained bodyguard'

Judging from the picture, he received his
training from the cart return foreman at Kroger's.

[MinorityRepublican]

Britney dropped the baby?

[wideawake]

The story they gave to children's services is that the boy clambered out of his highchair and fell headfirst onto a ceramic tile floor while his previous nanny was supposed to be watching him.

[BadAndy]

"I give him a week and flies the coop also."

In a week he'll be banging her.

[neb52]

It happens, whether that was the case with Britney or not. A friend of my Brother, whose kid nose dived off the bed. They had thought he was old enough to do without the side rails. Later that day the kid playing with one of those plastic Basketball Goals that are adjustable, ram into the backboard scrapping his face just under one of his eyes.