It was kinda funny, wasn't it? I usually get one or two in my email on Mondays, so I share them here. It's the least I can do, since I don't work any more...
The Toilet Seat Incident
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat
on their commode.
Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. He left to take care of
another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a
shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the commode. As she tried
to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her
to the commode seat.
About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the Hospital Emergency Room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her.
Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying "Well, Doctor,
I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before".
The Doctor replied "Actually, I've seen a lot of them. I just never saw one
FRAMED before."
free dixie HUGS,sw