[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

I've given up on the cigarillos now (they keep falling apart) and moved on to a Perdomo Reserves

[Army Air Corps]

What sort of humidor do you have for those puppies?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

My mother always used to tell the story of how my brother, then aged 2, once ate one of my dad's cigars. Of course he was in a terrible state, but the doctor told my mother--and you know they would never do this nowadays--to give him a glass of whiskey and let him sleep it off. He woke up almost a day later, but was fine.