A man asked what his wife wanted for her birthday.
She answered, "Oh I would like something that will go from zero to one hundred and ninety in five seconds."
When the big day came he handed her a flat heavy box. Opening it she found....
A bathroom scale.
The husband is expected to make a full recovery.
LOL!
Yah...I needed that, alright! *snort*
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday.
"Oh, a hundred dollar bill would be nice!"
"Okay. You can have the phone bill."