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WE SELL ALL KIND OF ELECTRONIC AT AFFORADABLE RATE. (Call us now at . . . oops!)
Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

Posted on 05/26/2006 10:33:30 AM PDT by ronaldbizworld

Dear customers,

We have for sale all Brands & Models Of MOBILE Phones,Tuners, Laptops Computers; I pod Nanas, Digital Cameras, camcorders AND ALL General Electronics at very Subsidized & Unbeatable Prices. All Phones are Brand New T2 Euro specs, Factory unlocked, free sim no Operator logo, sealed in their original factory box, we sell in Wholesales and any quantity of your choice. All phones come with the full specs and complete accessories/manuals with 2 years international warranty. YOUR ORDER HAVE TO BE MADE BEFORE PROCESSING IT.SO YOU ARE ASK TO PLACE AN ORDER NOW WHICH WILL BE SHIP WITHIN 48 HR OF ORDER. Tracking number shall be sent to you upon acknowledgement of your payment. Kindly acknowledge the reciept of our mail and get back by mail.

Thanks and Regards.

Management.


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To: StarCMC

Morning!
I was out for awhile, and have been wandering the forum at random lately.
*hugs*

I've been spotty in posting as well.


361 posted on 06/01/2006 9:29:20 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Har har har!


362 posted on 06/01/2006 9:30:17 AM PDT by StarCMC ("The word of muslims will never, ever override what our U.S. Marines say." - TheCrusader)
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To: StarCMC

I figured it was some strange device, or something like the pods which pod people come out of..


363 posted on 06/01/2006 9:30:26 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yes, she is moving.
Maybe I can convincece some possum to drop by once she's in the new place...


364 posted on 06/01/2006 9:31:09 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: All

Drats!
Some twit just posted a DUmmy rally chant thread claiming that DU just reached '90,000 registered members'.
I didn't get to see who posted it, but the thread is pulled.
*sigh*
What idiots..


365 posted on 06/01/2006 9:36:10 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare

Ohhhh you're evil!!

LOL!


366 posted on 06/01/2006 9:43:51 AM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Well, lemme check my character alignment.

*checking*

Yup, Chaotic Evil.


367 posted on 06/01/2006 9:45:48 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare

HEHEHE!

*Yup, Chaotic Evil*


That means..fun!


368 posted on 06/01/2006 9:49:53 AM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

That's okay, sis and I were cracking a joke about sunscreen yesterday.
(Ties into "Chaotic Evil")

"We'd like you to try all new SPF Vampire! If you burn with this stuff, you're doing something wrong!"


369 posted on 06/01/2006 10:04:49 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare
Though they are the 'pop-up when needed' kind.

Like the mouse in the drawer that my myopic sister-in-law thought was a utensil gone berserk...that Christmas morning was one to behold, fersher!

370 posted on 06/01/2006 10:06:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ouch!

Did you get it on tape at least?


371 posted on 06/01/2006 10:08:50 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: StarCMC; Dead Corpse

Maybe they're 'nanas made specifically for iPods...for when they're hungry and a sandwich just won't do.


372 posted on 06/01/2006 10:09:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: Darksheare

Actually, it is. So is the rest of the early morning. My brother said something to the effect that if any more mice pop up, his wife (Magoo) would need a drink.

Just about that time, my mother reached to top of the basement stairs and said accusingly, "Nobody offered ME a drink!"

That had to be in the early '70's...


373 posted on 06/01/2006 10:13:46 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: Monkey Face

And it was oh-dark-thirty, if I remember right...


374 posted on 06/01/2006 10:14:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: Monkey Face

Egads, sounds pretty funny.


375 posted on 06/01/2006 10:15:11 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare
And you two would be the models in their commercial add? Maybe?

LOL!
376 posted on 06/01/2006 10:17:22 AM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

It was actually pretty hilarious. The timing was impeccable. My mother could drink anyone under any table and still stand upright. And it was never too early for her to drink, rest her soul. She was a real character, that one was.


377 posted on 06/01/2006 10:18:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Heh heh.
Probably.
Complete with someone going "Poof!" inrto a pile of ash as the sunlight comes in.


378 posted on 06/01/2006 10:25:10 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Monkey Face

And a pop-up mouse in a drawer.

At least there weren't three of them, one in each successive drawer.


379 posted on 06/01/2006 10:25:55 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare

The one was enough. My sister-in-law is notoriously myopic, but unlike the rest of us, she has always only worn one contact lens. I don't think she had even that one in that morning.

That mouse jumed three times trying to get out of the drawer, and she kept batting it back in. Until she realized it was alive. Bt that time, I was on the floor...and by the time my mother had uttered her words on her state of dryness, I was crying because I was laughing so hard.


380 posted on 06/01/2006 10:30:45 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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