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Scientists Grow Artificial Penis in Lab (Say what?)
Fox News ^ | 5/25/06 | Mikey_1962

Posted on 05/25/2006 5:57:41 AM PDT by Mikey_1962

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To: Mikey_1962
"Yes, I am fully functional.
Why do you ask?"

61 posted on 05/25/2006 6:43:16 AM PDT by Sender (Error 404: Tagline Server Not Found)
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To: mcshot; All

It is remarkable to watch the Illegalaphobes continuing to attack the GOP when the vast majority of this party in Congress are aligned with them. Is insanity a requirement to become an Illegalaphobe?


62 posted on 05/25/2006 6:44:19 AM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
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To: Mikey_1962
But who wants to be hung like a rabbit?

Yeah, the girls all call me “Mr. Ed.”

63 posted on 05/25/2006 6:49:29 AM PDT by Sir Francis Dashwood (LET'S ROLL!)
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To: Mikey_1962
How very appropriate to grow one in a rabbit. I suppose it ruins the rabbit.

64 posted on 05/25/2006 6:54:21 AM PDT by William Terrell (Individuals can exist without government but government can't exist without individuals.)
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To: Mikey_1962

I'm reminded of a segment in the movie "Goodbye Columbus" where one of Ali McGraw's ditzy college chums asks her what she's been doing all summer. Ali's character responds, "Growing a penis!"


65 posted on 05/25/2006 6:54:30 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Let's all leave the US and return as undocumented trespassers....uh, immigrants)
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To: Mikey_1962
From the late Joe C. (Kid Rock's sidekick):

I'm J-O-E to the C Ho
Call me Joe C
Got more game than Coleco
I'm a freak Ho
Call me sick
3'9" with a 10' D**k

66 posted on 05/25/2006 7:04:43 AM PDT by Freedom_no_exceptions (No actual, intended, or imminent victim = no crime. No exceptions.)
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I bet Bobbit is wishing this was around in the 90's!
What a great triumph for those in line for an addadicktome operation.


67 posted on 05/25/2006 7:05:30 AM PDT by TheKidster
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To: Mikey_1962

Insert Penis Joke


68 posted on 05/25/2006 7:08:11 AM PDT by woofie (Another actor with political ideas.................John Wilkes Booth)
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To: Smokin' Joe

"I guess there is some 'B' Movie horror flick potential there...but a lot of the best titles are taken already"


Star Wars Episode 13 "Attack of the Clone's Probiscus"

Trojan condoms gets into the "cloning business": Yes you got it----"Ribbed for her pleasure"

How about a remake of "The Thing with two Heads"

How about "The Piece-Maker"

"The incredible Bulk"

A new bedroom game for the "double cloned" man and his par amour..."I'll show you yours then I'll show you mine"

New Bob of Enzyte commercial" Bob is living especially large since his Enzyte cloned enhancement, yes you too can experience that generous SWELLING of well being...just like Bob"






69 posted on 05/25/2006 7:13:49 AM PDT by mdmathis6 (Proof against evolution:"Man is the only creature that blushes, or needs to" M.Twain)
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To: Mikey_1962
I can see the movie now...

Willy's Wanker and the C**k-alot Factory.
70 posted on 05/25/2006 7:27:41 AM PDT by Codeflier (Implement Loser Pays)
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To: dighton

There's gotta be some kind of *strap-on*/Bunnies joke to be made here ...

71 posted on 05/25/2006 7:37:23 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: Mikey_1962

Medical grants provide newer and more amazing ways for doctors to dick around....


72 posted on 05/25/2006 7:37:24 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Let's all leave the US and return as undocumented trespassers....uh, immigrants)
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To: Mikey_1962

73 posted on 05/25/2006 7:46:16 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Mikey_1962

Beats being hung like a cat.


74 posted on 05/25/2006 7:52:08 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (A government that will not enforce the laws of the land, is a government standing on quicksand.)
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To: MAD-AS-HELL

He never did, she couldn't find it.


75 posted on 05/25/2006 7:55:23 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (A government that will not enforce the laws of the land, is a government standing on quicksand.)
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To: wallcrawlr
ummm...you have heard how often they "get it" right.

kinda jealous here...


You realize they only have about a two week breeding season in spring!!!
76 posted on 05/25/2006 7:58:53 AM PDT by mouser (run the rats out its the only hope we have)
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To: Mikey_1962

People could keep a few on hand to hand out to people they tell to go F--K! themselves.


77 posted on 05/25/2006 8:01:03 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (A government that will not enforce the laws of the land, is a government standing on quicksand.)
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To: Mikey_1962

I guess this gives new meaning to the old phrase "Rabbit Test"??....."Be vewy, vewy quiet...We're hunting wabbit"


78 posted on 05/25/2006 8:05:20 AM PDT by amxfan2002 ("Over, Macho Grande??....I'll never be over Macho Grande!!")
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To: JJR RNCH

Hung Bunny ping
or
Conversational topic while working at Lowes ping


79 posted on 05/25/2006 8:07:06 AM PDT by amxfan2002 ("Over, Macho Grande??....I'll never be over Macho Grande!!")
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To: woofie

As a rule, penis jokes tend to stand alone, though every now and then one does wilt.


80 posted on 05/25/2006 8:07:37 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (A government that will not enforce the laws of the land, is a government standing on quicksand.)
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