[L98Fiero]

"Halle Berry is not black. She is mulatto."

And Tiger Woods was the first black Masters champion, never mind he's half Asian. Only the black part matters. You know that.

[Hoplite]

This thread cries out for Dave Chapelle's "Racial Draft 2004" sketch, which settled the issue of Tiger Woods once and for all.

"He's been discriminated against in his time, he's had death threats, and he dates a white woman. Sounds like a black guy to me."