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Raccoon survives massive electric shock
Reuters via Yahoo news ^ | Thu May 18, 8:46 AM ET | unknown

Posted on 05/18/2006 12:16:48 PM PDT by Redcitizen

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To: Rennes Templar; speedy; Blurblogger; LibertarianInExile; martin_fierro
Boy are you wired for sound tonight! I'm just sitting here minding by own business, and here you are insulting me like a bolt out of the blue....

Watt do you think you're up to? I've never been the victim of such brutal verbal battery.

61 posted on 05/18/2006 7:02:23 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Dammit...I meant to say minding my ohm business.....


62 posted on 05/18/2006 7:03:06 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack; Rennes Templar; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

Awful puns like those are bound to meet stiff resistance.


63 posted on 05/18/2006 7:07:34 PM PDT by martin_fierro (from a jury of your amperes)
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To: martin_fierro

I just thought I'd give them a plug by shopping them around the circuit, but it seems everybody wants to socket to me.


64 posted on 05/18/2006 7:20:38 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson

This topic was bound to generate a lot of off-line comment, but I believe you've conducted yourself fairly well...


65 posted on 05/18/2006 7:41:40 PM PDT by mikrofon (Guilty as charged)
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To: mikrofon

If I may speak franklin, I think only a dim-bulb would find my remarks unenlightning.


66 posted on 05/18/2006 7:52:49 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Sorry, I didn't mean to insulate you.


67 posted on 05/19/2006 11:54:50 AM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: Joe 6-pack; speedy; Blurblogger; LibertarianInExile; martin_fierro; mikrofon; hispanarepublicana

"...brutal verbal battery."

"...minding my ohm business."

"...bound to meet stiff resistance."

"...conducted yourself fairly well."

I've never seen such a shocking display.




68 posted on 05/19/2006 11:57:14 AM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: martin_fierro

Bump for reference.


69 posted on 05/19/2006 12:00:30 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Rennes Templar; speedy; Blurblogger; LibertarianInExile; martin_fierro; mikrofon; ...
"I've never seen such a shocking display."

It looks lilke this thread is dying...terminal, even. I think someone with a positive outlook needs to jump start it. Since FR's always been a great outlet for me, so I nominate myself. The rest of you can feel free to vote now, or wait until electrocution day next November.....

70 posted on 05/19/2006 4:41:14 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

"I think someone with a positive outlook needs to jump start it."

Anode what you mean.


71 posted on 05/19/2006 5:17:45 PM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: Rennes Templar
"Anode what you mean."

That's because you're a well-grounded individual.

72 posted on 05/19/2006 5:33:25 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I don't know about that, but I do have a large capacitor for puns.


73 posted on 05/19/2006 7:05:26 PM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: Joe 6-pack; Rennes Templar; speedy; martin_fierro; bitt; NYTexan; hispanarepublicana; Yaelle; ...

ENOUGH of this Zot-awful ringtail baloney already! LOL


(I was Blurblogger, only the name has changed....)


74 posted on 05/19/2006 7:25:00 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Defend the Constitution! Represent LAWFUL Constituents! SEAL THE BORDERS NOW)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; Joe 6-pack; Rennes Templar; speedy; martin_fierro; bitt; NYTexan; ...
"ENOUGH of this Zot-awful ringtail baloney already! LOL"

You might say this racoon earned a dishonorable discharge; at least that was all the buzz when this thing first hit the wires. Some analysts even considered it a hot-button issue.

75 posted on 05/19/2006 11:32:36 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

If the raccoon does survive the ordeal, it's possible he will be charged with aggravated battery.


76 posted on 05/20/2006 10:05:44 PM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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