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'Da Vinci Code' Misses the Mark for Critics
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/ap_en_mo/film_cannes_da_vinci_code_2 ^

Posted on 05/17/2006 7:36:12 AM PDT by street_lawyer

Jeers, hisses and laughter was not "Canned", and what must have been a real disappointment for Tom Hanks who always looks surprised because of his facelift. 

The movie "The DaVinci Code", which is based upon a fictional story about how Jesus and Mary Magdalene were married and had a child, takes two and a half hours to finish, but only thirty minutes to put a number of the audience to sleep, only to be awakened by laughter, where laughter is not appropriate or planned.

According to reports some people walked out during the movie's closing minutes, and when the credits rolled there were catcalls, whistles and hisses.

For information on this subject read: The DaVinci Delusion That Cannot Be Ignored

 


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: bomb; cannes; davincicode; donetodeath; filmfestival; flop; hollyweird; moviereview; thedavincibomb
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To: Notwithstanding

LOL! Good one.


21 posted on 05/17/2006 9:10:42 AM PDT by Malesherbes
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To: Notwithstanding

22 posted on 05/17/2006 9:12:03 AM PDT by Notwithstanding (I love my German shepherd - Benedict XVI reigns!)
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To: street_lawyer
only to be awakened by laughter, where laughter is not appropriate or planned

I never read the book - what's so funny at the end?
23 posted on 05/17/2006 9:14:40 AM PDT by weef
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To: street_lawyer

Didn't help that Ian whats his name, mentioned on a talk show thread that the Bible should be classified as fiction.


24 posted on 05/17/2006 9:18:12 AM PDT by mware (Americans in armchairs doing the job of the media.)
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To: Rummyfan

There are plenty of elements in H'wood who wanted this thing to succeed. The fact that it is being so universally panned means that it must be a real stinker.


25 posted on 05/17/2006 9:21:15 AM PDT by AmishDude (They are so stupid. It's breathtaking how stupid they are.)
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To: Rummyfan
it was all a plot by rogue US agents to give us an excuse to attack some unnamed Middle East country

Why didn't you post a spoiler alert?!?!?!

I mean, that is such a shocking twist for Hollywood, I cannot imagine the genius mind who would have come up with such an unorthodox plot device.

Oh, and I broke my sarcasm detector with this post.

26 posted on 05/17/2006 9:27:27 AM PDT by AmishDude (They are so stupid. It's breathtaking how stupid they are.)
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To: Jameison
No we know why Sony Pictures has been so secretive about this movie, and wouldn't even let the reviewers see it before...THE MOVIE REALLY SUCKS!!

You're wrong. They're trying to repress this movie because the powers that be know that the truth, that Tom Hanks is really a wooden actor who has very little range, would devistate the order. So they have to hide it away, but Ron Howard knows the truth, so he's leaving little clues in the publicity and if you figure it out, you will be able to discover the truth.

Now, my sarcasm detector has caught fire.

27 posted on 05/17/2006 9:32:23 AM PDT by AmishDude ("They are so stupid. It's breathtaking how stupid they are." -- veronica)
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To: street_lawyer
I'm still guessing a $50+M opening weekend (which if only 50M, that would be depressing) and $150 by the end of the summer.

(Okay, maybe by the end of the year.)

Disney/Pixar's "Cars" will have much better numbers, and a couple more summer films will most likely do better than DVC.

Just my predictions.

TS

28 posted on 05/17/2006 9:45:50 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Without spoilers, do you think (blabberblabber) killed (mumblemumble) or not?)
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To: Petronski

Whew! Looks like "Code" is a real dog. Thank goodness no one helped the producers generate scads of unwarranted and free publicity by hysterically drumming up a bunch of hype.

Oh, wait.

Well, at least it's still a dog.


29 posted on 05/17/2006 9:49:05 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

The whole thing is hype.


30 posted on 05/17/2006 9:57:14 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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To: wizardoz; street_lawyer
If anything, it looks like Hanks needs a facelift.
31 posted on 05/17/2006 10:18:30 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: AmishDude

l o l


32 posted on 05/17/2006 10:19:47 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: street_lawyer

The tomatometer on rottentomatoes rates it as zero. This is the lowest rating I've ever seen there. Of course they only have 6 reviews in so far; when more reviewers get to it it will undoubtedly go up since some one will like it.


33 posted on 05/17/2006 10:32:41 AM PDT by from occupied ga (Your most dangerous enemy is your own government)
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To: weef

What was funny I assume was the plot, the depiction of events and the melodrama. It was not supposed to be funny.


34 posted on 05/17/2006 11:15:14 AM PDT by street_lawyer (Conservative Defender of the Faith)
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To: Petronski
Hype, yes, but soon to fizzle, I predict. And I confidently predict the movie will barely land a blow on the Catholic Church.

After all, it's been 34 years since this slightly-more popular movie (even had a couple sequels, I hear), and folks still don't assume I'm mobbed up. Well, most folks, anyway. :-)


35 posted on 05/17/2006 2:37:00 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido; All

Check this thread which is a duplicate. There is even more here.


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1633988/posts


36 posted on 05/17/2006 4:22:12 PM PDT by Frank Sheed (Tá brón orainn. Níl Spáinnis againn anseo.)
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To: Rummyfan
"Ruh Roh!" LOL You are quoting...?


37 posted on 05/17/2006 4:26:50 PM PDT by drew
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To: AmishDude
They're trying to repress this movie because the powers that be know that the truth, that Tom Hanks is really a wooden actor who has very little range, would devistate the order. So they have to hide it away, but Ron Howard knows the truth, so he's leaving little clues in the publicity and if you figure it out, you will be able to discover the truth.

LOL! ....It's all beginning to come together...

38 posted on 05/17/2006 4:33:34 PM PDT by vikingchick
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To: from occupied ga

As of this posting, the rating is up to a robust 6%. One good review from the New York Post of all places. I was actually planning to see this movie with my friends this weekend but now I'm having second thoughts. The Variety review is right that the book is very cinematic and I figured this was a sure thing, now I've lost faith in Hanks, whose films have never disappointed me once.


39 posted on 05/17/2006 5:32:37 PM PDT by youthgonewild
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