That's how it will played out when it on "Law and Order" next fall except the kids will be related to Tom Delay and Ann Coulter.
And the victim will be an innocent choir girl who was forced into stripping because she needed to feed her 2 kids, and racism and discrimination have kept her from getting a real job, even though she was (as Alan Combs keeps yelling) a NAVY VETERAN, and getting good grades in "a really hard class"....