[Jezebelle]

There is NO broomstick!!!! There never was a broom. The broom was a remark, nothing more.

[muawiyah]

The partyline is that "broomstick" wasn't even spoken aloud. Frankly, a "broomstick" and a "lacrosse stick" don't look all that different to the uninitiated civilians who might see one waved in the air.

What do you think the odds are of a bunch of lacrosse players having one of those sticks around the house? Is it 0%? Maybe 50%? More?

You decide!

[Enterprise]

No broomstick? Well, that's a pretty sweeping statement!