Yes they do. Leading directly to coyote trap escapes.
1 posted on
05/12/2006 11:17:49 AM PDT by
pissant
To: pissant
So, who invented alcohol?
1) unattractive women looking to get laid?
2) unattractive men looking to get laid?
3) an attractive entrepreneur who got rich by helping unattractive people get laid?
Just kidding.
2 posted on
05/12/2006 11:23:12 AM PDT by
coconutt2000
(NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
To: pissant; sure_fine
I had a pair in high school in the early 60s, and another pair in college in the late 60s.
Chewed both arms off to escape, on several 'occasions', IIRC.
To: pissant
Never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woken-up next to a few...
4 posted on
05/12/2006 11:24:24 AM PDT by
Spruce
(Keep your mitts off my wallet)
To: pissant
Beer goggles must exist. How else can we explain the fact that the uglier a woman is seem directly proportional to the number of children she has? A woman who's a 3 will have at least 6 kids.
5 posted on
05/12/2006 11:24:47 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: pissant
YES!
The only things that can't be altered to look good through beer-goggles is Helen Thomas and Hillary.,
To: pissant
Is that you Helen Thomas?
7 posted on
05/12/2006 11:25:42 AM PDT by
loreldan
(Without coffee I am nothing.)
To: pissant
Apparently so, even for
apes.
11 posted on
05/12/2006 11:29:03 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(Banana goggles)
To: pissant
14 posted on
05/12/2006 11:32:03 AM PDT by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: pissant
15 posted on
05/12/2006 11:32:04 AM PDT by
colorcountry
(He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose.)
To: pissant
Afternoon Pissy. Remind me to never drink around you
19 posted on
05/12/2006 11:38:51 AM PDT by
najida
(Founder of the Contrarian Party....Do NOT argue with me ;))
To: pissant
21 posted on
05/12/2006 11:42:39 AM PDT by
marine86297
(I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
To: pissant
22 posted on
05/12/2006 11:59:54 AM PDT by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: pissant
To: pissant
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
To: pissant
Do "beer goggles" really exist?
Without even reading the article, I can state unequivocally – yes, they exist.
29 posted on
05/12/2006 12:38:50 PM PDT by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: pissant
Scientifically proven. Click
here.30 posted on
05/12/2006 12:39:58 PM PDT by
Richard Kimball
(I like to make everyone's day a little more surreal)
To: pissant
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