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Model's Blonde Moment
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| 5/12/2006
| Staff
Posted on 05/12/2006 7:07:10 AM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an exit door for a toilet door.
It happened as Tatyana Simanava was returning to her seat from the WC.
Instead of opening the door to the passenger area she pulled open the emergency exit.
The 21-year-old blonde was pitched out onto a busy road in the middle of New York.
The driver reportedly spotted her falling out and pulled over.
Miraculously, Ms Simanava was not hit by any passing vehicles.
However, she was rushed to hospital with a suspected broken shoulder and wrist.
Fashion photographer Eric Striffler told the New York Post: "She's a great model... very attractive and sexy in front of the camera.
"I'm very sorry to hear this news. It puts her career on hold for a while, unfortunately."
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: blondmoment; modelbehavior; supermodelbehavior
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How do people not remember which door they entered? And I would've thought that the inch-high letters reading "Emergency Exit" would've been a clue, too.
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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posted on
05/12/2006 7:08:01 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If a woman gives birth in Indiana, is she a Hoosier Mama?)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
now of course the BIMBO will have found a shyster lawyer and the MILLIONS will be sued for...pathetic.
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posted on
05/12/2006 7:09:26 AM PDT
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Jazzman1
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
And I would've thought that the inch-high letters reading "Emergency Exit" would've been a clue, too.I'm sure she read it.
She said, "Well, it's an emergency! I really gotta go! I have to get this to exit my body! So (giggle) here I gooooOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHH (tumble tumble tumble breakbones scrape tumble breakbones tumble tumble)...."
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posted on
05/12/2006 7:10:01 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If a woman gives birth in Indiana, is she a Hoosier Mama?)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
She'll have great answer to the question "How did ya break your wrist?".
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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posted on
05/12/2006 7:10:58 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
(North Carolina looks forward to the disbarring of Mike Nifong.)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
If this is her all I can say is...
WOW!
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
50 mph on a busy road in NYC?
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posted on
05/12/2006 7:11:51 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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But is she a natural blond? |
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posted on
05/12/2006 7:12:35 AM PDT
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Fintan
(There once was a man from Nantucket...)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
How do people not remember which door they entered? Drugs.
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posted on
05/12/2006 7:12:40 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
With age, a sad reality becomes crystal clear. A minor axiom easily ignored in youth:
There is a universal constant with women --- the product of brains X beauty. As immutable as the speed of light, or Avogadro's Constant...
Fortunately, I got over it.
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posted on
05/12/2006 7:14:02 AM PDT
by
Publius6961
(Multiculturalism is the white flag of a dying country)
To: Fintan
doing an eyebrow to haircolor comparison, i think not... ; )
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posted on
05/12/2006 7:14:23 AM PDT
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xsmommy
To: xsmommy
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Well, I think we've solved that mystery... |
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posted on
05/12/2006 7:16:40 AM PDT
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Fintan
(There once was a man from Nantucket...)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
She was merely trying out for the Darwin Awards.
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posted on
05/12/2006 7:18:18 AM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: theDentist
Yep. It's what models use bathrooms on buses for
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posted on
05/12/2006 7:21:05 AM PDT
by
Horatio Gates
(Remember the Alamo!)
To: xsmommy
She should get the next size larger coat, she's gonna need some Vicks Vaporub
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posted on
05/12/2006 7:25:10 AM PDT
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digger48
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Don't believe it.
Urban legend started by envious, annoyed brunette wannabes.
To: Always Right
It looks like it is sporting a package.
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Another recent historical blonde moment:
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