[M. Thatcher]

next thing ya know it'll cost more per gallon than gasoline!

Well, you could always save money by making it in your own lab. I hear Duke has an excellent chemistry program for that sort of thing.

[Senator Pardek]

"Well, you could always save money by making it in your own lab"

Er - that's what meth was made for - dummy up.

Been smoking it for 10 years and I've yet to become preggers.

Super condoms my (numb) foot!