The red x cakes are low-cal, right?
you can't see the boob cakes? guess if you can't see 'em you can't eat 'em, so yeah, low cal! ; )
Sounds like you are the reverse of this guy:
Guy is having a psychiatric exam, and the doctor decides to give him a little test so he asks him to describe what he sees when the doctor shows him some cards. The first card is just a vertical red line, and the guy says "It's a naked woman". The next card has a horizontal red line; the guy says "Naked woman lying down". The third card is a red X; the guy says "Naked woman doing jumping jacks".
The doctor stops and says, "Well it is obvious that you are hopelessly oversexed."
The guy says "I'm oversexed? You're the one showing me the dirty pictures!"
So this guy sees naked women when shown simple lines and x's, and you see red x's when shown sexy pictures.