OK, even better have Microsoft buy Apple! LOL! Watch the Mac Faithful die! LOL
You're a "don't confuse me with facts" guy, aren't you?
Microsoft won't buy Apple. In fact, if Apple ever gets in financial trouble, Microsoft will bail them out. Why? Because without Apple, Microsoft IS, for all practical purposes, a monopoly.
They did that in 1998, too.
So, sorry to shatter yet another one of your dreams, but that's not going to happen either.