Posted on 05/10/2006 4:12:16 PM PDT by pissant
Mary Carey, the porn star who made recent headlines for attending dinners with President Bush, has formally kicked off her campaign for California governor.
"I don't think Arnold Schwarzenegger's been doing as good of a job as I could be doing," Carey announced in Norwalk, Calif., "so, therefore, I need to be governor of California."
Carey made an attempt three years ago for the Golden State's top job in the wake of the recall of Gov. Gray Davis, but she lost to actor-turned-politician Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Though she previously ran as a Democrat, she's now an Independent, and will bypass the primary season. However, she still needs to collect 165,000 signatures to get on the ballot.
In an exclusive interview with WorldNetDaily last June, Carey maintained she has a strong faith in God despite her racy occupation.
"I read the Bible and pray every night," she said.
Carey, whose real name is Mary Ellen Cook, says she was named after the Mary Ellen character on "The Waltons" TV show. Born in Cleveland, she was raised in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., studied theater in college, and worked jobs in restaurants before trying stripping and then making the decision to enter the world of celluloid sex.
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We just don't do political sex scandals here with as much flair as you Brits.
Would take more than "a hand". Two house house jacks would be more like it
You'd definitely work up a sweat.
Snicker is right. But Ahnuhld has Skeletor already.
Only in California....Ms. Mary would have no awaiting protest in order to run for the governorship. If Ms. Mary would like to do some good...running for Congress againist Pelosi...now that would be a race.
-lbjgal
"They say politics is show business for ugly people. I'm here to show that it's for the good looking too."
"Critics could say that my profession makes me unqualified for office. Part of the reason why I'm running is that watching how this state is run gives me some of the same sensations as I get at work, and definitely without my consent!"
"Yes, I get paid for having sex on screen. In contrast, most politicians get paid for screwing you over in ways you can't see."
Regards, Ivan
You're HIRED!
When my daughter was born, and I was trying to assemble her crib, I developed my beer units of labor. For example, assembling that took two six packs. Cleaning the gutters = 3 six packs and so on....
I think the task to which we are estimating would take at least a case - each side.
She might even look good after a case. ;o)
It'd be fun to let her bend over and try to get her bra back on by dropping them in a bra on the floor. Sort of like those ball bearing things that swing back and forth endlessly knocking into each other.....
She'd be like that, and you'd be like the yellow bird that perpetually bobs up and down.
I would observe only for medicinal purposes. Sadly, there are life mysteries, Pissant, that one can't learn about on the "Discovery Channel".
I think there are pay per view stations you can subscribe to.
All the more reason we need socialized health TV ! (sarc)
More tomorrow. Time to saddle up and head home for the day, Pis
Hasta Luigi
Oh God, not again.
Maybe Gary Coleman will run again too!
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