So let's see... the ball will be worth some big bucks... so what do I do?
Do I destroy it, defile it, or throw it back and miss out on some big bucks in order to make a "statement"?
Or do I make some cash by selling or auctioning the ball?
Hmmmm... I don't think I'd throw money away like that, so here's what I would do... I'd announce that I was going to destroy the ball... on Pay-Per-View...
We have a winner!
OOOOOOOHHH! That's GOOOD! Only throw this twist in. Put it 100 yards in front of a steam roller, and give a phone number to call. "I'm going to let the steam roller keep going until someone calls me and offers $10 million." Set up a text message poll, and get bets on whether the ball lives or dies... That way you get a cut of the PPV, $10million, and a cut of the text messages, too! Oh! Don't forget the ball caps, t-shirts, .............