Put it on ebay, take the proceeds and donate them to an organization to rehabilitate drug users.
Did I mention I used to take Motrin?
Actually, what I would like to do and what I would do are quite different.
Like to do: Trash it and Bonds for trashing baseball.
What I would do: Sell it and get trashed, buy a lifetime subscription to NFL Sunday Ticket and MLB Extra Innings on DirecTV, donate 10% to the church, buy a LOT of Frank Family Vineyards red Zinfandel.